God spoke with zeros
Out of context: Reply #40
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ok... here is one for ya:
i was singin this song by the band Camper Van Beethoven (later reformed as Cracker) and the song had not been released for radio play ever. so like 6 yrs after the album came out, here i am singin this song and then i clock out to go home and as i am still singing the song, i crank up my car and holy fuck!!!! that song was on the local radio station that only plays top 40 hits.
true story.
so now then we can assume which of the following:
A. Bio is lying to make a point (which i am not)
B. strange things happen all the time. if you had monkeys in a room for a such and such number of years, they would type out the english dictionary.
C. Camper Van Beethoven heard me singing and decided to bless me with their music using their omnipotent power of radiowave control stuff thingies.the correct answer is:
it was pure fucking chance and weird shit with incredible odds happens all the time. think about the trillions of things you do during your day. now out of those trillions, you can imagine that something weird and against the odds is gonna happen sooner or later in the course of damned near every day.anyway, whatever. if you are convinced that god was talking to you thru a microwave, then that is good and fine. just dont quit your job or do anything stupid because of it. . . and PLEASE for the love of g@d, dont tell anyone that god speaks to you thru a microwave.