God spoke with zeros
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- Bluejam0
"PLEASE for the love of g@d, dont tell anyone that god speaks to you thru a microwave. "
According to legend, didn't God speak to Moses via a burning bush? Perhaps using a microwave is his way of looking a bit more tech savy in the 21st century. He probably thought mobile phones was too easy and predictable.
- mitsu0
Revelation:
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
- zoiks0
Righteous!; dude or dudette!
- unknown0
"But I forgot to tell you all something that makes this a little more hard for me to dismess.... "
????? what???
- Gorbie0
Your wife...
"Why did you bring me into 'dismess'"
- mitsu0
jamacan me crazy mon!
- neoneo0
wife son god spoke to me through the microwave and told me to become a priest and sonny should be my special choirboy
Wife kills him puts his pieces in the microwave
- zoiks0
qburt,
I would like to share the entire ordeal with you, but I don't want to be ruffed up anymore than I am already.
I will tell you that it was the same type of thing, except it was not with a microwave.... it was with a dishwasher.....
just kidding, it was my refridgerator....
No, not really.
It was a question about the same issure, where I wanted to make sure what I was thinking was what I really should do. Two weeks later it happened just as I had asked. It was more of a delayed response than I expected, and I had actually forgotten about it, so I was unsure. So, I decided to ask the microwave last night and it answered within a few minutes.
Now there is a ball hung out orver the plate to be crushed to Cleavland...
Don't let me down NTers
- Bio0
microwave puts him back together and burns zeros into his body. . .
sounds like the start of a good horror movie.
- zoiks0
DUDE, Don't rip my ideas bio
;)
- neoneo0
teenage girls are having a sleepover upstaris and one of them comes down to make some microwave popcorn.. that's strange who left the microwave open and what's all this red sauce....ahhhhh
microwave man
- Bio0
sorry zoiks. one suggestion though, use ron jeremy as the "microwave man".
- mrdobolina0
I think that microwave might have a leak man.
- Bluejam0
This is Onion material or a great advertising exercise for the microwave manufacturer...
Whirlpool™
A Righteous Appliance.MayTag™
God's Pressence in the Kitchen. Defined.
- ********0
haha, this thread's a classic!
go on!
" The Boards of Canada approach is both chaotic and academic. Numbers (six, in particular) feature heavily in their thinking. They belong to an art collective named Turquoise Hexagon Sun and the album measures exactly 66 minutes and 6 seconds (as track 16 freely admits, "The Devil Is In The Details")"
- ER0
capital j, i had a friend with an older jimmy, (same as chevy blazer) and the car could be opened with all sorts of wierd stuff became a joke to see how many people could open. not to piss on your camp fire but that is common. had another friend with a jeep that any key would start.
- zoiks0
4cY
are you implying that my microwave encounter was demonic?
I didn't know the Boards were rippin records for the devil these days...
- ********0
no, as it displayed zero's..
i was just adding fuel to the spiritual numeric fire, so to speak.. ;)
