God spoke with zeros
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- zoiks
I was cleaning an office last night and I was talking to God to pass the time. I told God that I would do a certain thing, but only if I saw the microwave clock turn to all zeros. (seemingly unlikely)
About 5 mins later as I was vaccuming, and I turned the corner. As I glance up to look at the microwave, the power goes out and I am standing in front of a microwave clock is displaying all zeros....
What do you think of that
- mrdobolina0
you were using toxic cleaning solutions.
- brooke0
Plug it back in.
- mitsu0
stop all the downloading..
- jox0
i think you accidentally sucked out the power cord and then a mouse came and put it back in.
- Mimio0
The important thing is figuring out what to do with your life after this miraculous event.
- unknown0
"zoiks scoob!"
- zoiks0
I'm not sure it would matter how the zeros got there, whether by toxic fumes or a smart mouse. God put up the numbers I asked for... "zoiks scoob" is right!
- Bluejam0
"I told God that I would do a certain thing, but only if I saw the microwave clock turn to all zeros."
F®©k zero's. The week's winning lottery numbers are what you should a asked for.
A wasted opportunity.
- capitalJ0
thats nothing one time i was leaving a store and i ran into this bible thumping relative of mine who always wants em to come to church..as i got to my car i realized that i had locked my keys in my car....no i owned a chevy blazer at the tiem and my bible relative had a nissan...yet he was able to put his nissan key into my car and unlock it....WTF!??
- unknown0
what did you tell God you would do?
did you do it yet?
- zoiks0
I'm afraid revealing would take this thread places that I don't want to go.
I have not done it yet, but it would certainly change my life and the life of my wife and son.
I am going home right now to have lunch with them and discuss it with my wife
- jox0
Tell him to send a some hot ladies over here while you're at it
- unknown0
I see, good luck.
You're going to become the first transexual pope aren't you?
- kimwood0
there is a possibilty that there is no such thing as coincidence. you have experienced synchronicty. what was the "certain thing" you were gonna do?
- brooke0
This one time... at band camp...
- jg_20
god doesnt exist. he is a big zero. you saw the big prove.
- crapmeister0
God is ffing up your brains
sometimes he can be evil too, u know?
- Mimio0
According to the roving pastors in my city, God just needs money, preferably cash.
- Mal0
Synchronicity as Kimwood pointed out is what's at work here.
- unknown0
according to a sign I saw, you can "Get in touch with God by 'Knee-Mail'"