mate / ex dilemma
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- shutdown0
make comments about her:
ask to join in and have a 3'some
Tell him she likes it up the ass so he does it and she'll leave him
- unknown0
I'd seriously consider inserting his toothbrush into your anus for a few seconds.
Its extremely childish and petty but you'll always have that secret knowledge to make you giggle.
- unknown0
Sorry...But I don't think my suggestions are any more lame than 'sticking a toothbrush up your arse' or 'shagging her mate or one of his ex's' ... you're looknig for someone to blame, what do you want? For them to not see each other because it hurts you, or lie, or move away and get on with it?
- unknown0
You could have a right laugh getting really obsessed with making his life a misery in ways he can never pin on you, it would be like some twisted film plot - you could then write a book about it which would be turned into a film in no time and you'd be loaded and then the whole world would know that Harry had brushed his teeth with your dangleberries etc. Imagine that!
I may have gone too far there.
- unknown0
HEY, its not a lame suggestion engage - its psychological transference, the toothbrush is merely the conduit through which trauma release shall flow.
btw, did you know that everytime I read 'engage' I read it in Jean Luc Picard's voice - silly huh?!
- alias0
Fair play Engage. As I said, I'm just asking for opinions.
At least the other suggestions contain an element of humour and have made me laugh. They didn't have a pop for 'writing my lifestory' here.
Anyways - didn't come here for an argument.
- unknown0
fair enough, so all that writing was for some humourous replies... I'm sure your ex and friend would enjoy reading all this... and realise it's really not worth woryying about?
In a around about way... I'm just saying you need to not worry... it's not in your hands anymore.
- mrdobolina0
unwritten rule is true, alias. tell him to move the fuck out because you cant have him banging your ex in your crib.
- alias0
Brilliant.
I have an issue, can't explain it it 2 sentences, post it up here and you have a go.
How does that work?
- unknown0
welcome to NT, you are entering a world of pain.
great innit?
- unknown0
ah fuck it... someone just tell him what he wants to hear.
- Peter0
dose her
- alias0
I really don't get the animosity, but, heh, cool, whatever.
Thanks for your help everyone
:)
- unknown0
why dont you turn gay and start inviting loads of handlebar moustache wearing bald men back - that would freak them both out!!
god I'm good.
- unknown0
god, so many dumb babling stuff around....
- unknown0
what? at least we can construct a sentence.
- Blofeldt0
Get yourself down to Greggs and find some greasy love. Then to the nags head for a skinful, pop into the local disco, pick up a cheap tart and forget your troubles.
Oh yeah.
- ********0
what blo' said
- ********0
In the time it took you to write the original post, you could have picked up 5 women, spunked over their faces and forgotten all about this.
But, you decided to dwell. Bet your best mate's not stewing over anything..other than her tits.
- build0
I knew there was a reason i check this board [see above post].
Classic NT.
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