friday words of wisdom
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- dopepope0
Sobriety is a mixture of really good drugs.
- Q0
Your mother washes her dick in the sink.
- mitsu0
the drummer from def leppard only has one arm
- ********0
just lie, look pretty and smile
- Bluejam0
He who strip half naked with bin liner and fist full of plastic bottle has good connections.
- onehugeeye0
friday WORST of wisdom
- Q0
salt is always delicious.
- garland0
never trust a man with a ponytail.
- fuckfascists0
want to make 5 lb of fat attractive??
put a nipple on it
- dopepope0
Think twice about doing anything with room tempurature chopmeat.
- fuckfascists0
dont masturbate with things that can break
- unknown0
Remember. You are unique.. like everybody else.
- Turtle0
Never try to impress a woman on a bus...because if you're riding the bus...you're just NOT impressive!!
- matt250
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a funaholic - I'm addicted to having fun
- mayo0
"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
- Dorothy Parker
- snocat0
Not a wisdom quote but fun non the less to make friday less depressing...
"Xbox is better because it is easier to spell than GameCube or PlayStation 2"
- Official Xbox Magazine
- ********0
DD55?
obsessed?
- Bluejam0
Don't fall asleep at parties.
*kudos to Testpilot, he found the image.
- evad0
no matter how big the dare, never EVER put Icy Hot on your 'no no special spot'
- timajick0
fat is where the flavor is