friday words of wisdom
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You never know where to look when eating a banana.
- unknown0
Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
- unknown0
No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
- fuckfascists0
a juicy red apple is nice, but not all apples are red
- unknown0
You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
- unknown0
It's 50 and you can find him in the club or pub
- ********0
Dont play "pick up sticks" with your butt cheeks
- unknown0
Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
- unknown0
Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55318008 into
a calculator.
- n_m0
everyone has an uncle who tried to 'steal their nose'
- Danski0
The bigger the sandwich, the bigger the joy.
- onehugeeye0
only love's better than a coca-cola but NOTHING is better than a coca-cola with ice
- sexypixel0
blinkers in cars are never in synch with yours
- Danski0
Although you will never admit it, you all damn well know what an original 80's transformer toy tastes like.
- onehugeeye0
lazzyness is the mother of all vices, but there's only one mother and we have to respect her
- sexypixel0
playdo smelt great but tasted like thrush
- unknown0
everybody has at least one gay uncle
- unknown0
no matter how good your stash of porn is hidden, you'll eventually leave it in the dvd and get caught
- onehugeeye0
there is onbody behind the last one in the queue
- josimarX0
what if he's standing facing away from the second last person?
- sexypixel0
who ques that way?