friday words of wisdom
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- mitsu0
standing next to a tall building may not make your teeth whiter.
- unknown0
Anal sex is not what its hyped up to be.
- quamb0
smile when washing your hair, you'll feel better about life.
- mitsu0
beans should never be used as a primary food source in an underground storm shelter.
- iodine740
The more you talk.. the dumber you sound.
(not directed at anyone here of course)
- unknown0
never fart in warm weather : u're killing trees
- IRNlun60
everyone knew a kid that smelled like stinkor.
if you didn't, it was probably you.
- ********0
"I can understand why some didn't agree with our policy on Iraq, but it's now time to move forward." - G.W. Bush
- unknown0
You can't polish a turd
- liquid0
Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55318008 into
a calculator.HUH?????
- mitsu0
(read it upside down)
- unknown0
boobless when read upside down
it was funny and clever at the time
- DD550
A tree in Berlin produces no pollen as does the African beatle in mating season.
- Bluejam0
Whos More Foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?
- DD550
You can pick friends but you can't pick your friends nose.
- mitsu0
neither, they're both clever for working as a team.
- DD550
"We will not allow the US to enter a war with Iraq."
(After war)
"We are glad to see that Sadaams regime has come to an abrupt end."
-JACQUES CHIRAC
- Q0
Keep your bucket of teeth to yourself.
- onehugeeye0
Don't be fooled!... The bigger they are, the harder the hit
- DD550
"As far as France is concerned, war always means failure"
JACQUES CHIRAC