friday words of wisdom
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- josimarX0
the person at the back of the queue who's bored and looking around for fanny.
- unknown0
don't try to hide that pube in your teeth when you open the door
- unknown0
If innocent when caught, try not to have smelly armpit, or people could be suspicious
- sexypixel0
having two girlfriends is hard work, having one is harder
- onehugeeye0
sex on telly is ok if you can keep the balance
- onehugeeye0
first girlfriend can't know about number 2 gf. gf2 can know about 1gf but not about gf3 and gf3 can know about 1 and 2, and so on. That's the secret to happiness
- unknown0
Don't try to pick your nose on a monday morning if u poke yourass during the night
- unknown0
Babies speak in many languages before they find one grown-ups understand.
- mitsu0
man who run in front of car going to get tired.
- sexypixel0
always be nice to your waiter/chef, unless you like eating cum and snots
- unknown0
I like this one:
The evening news is where they begin with "good evening", and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
- onehugeeye0
it doesn't matter how hot a room is, it's always room temperature
- blindpilot0
98% of people have picked up a white dog pooo as a child thinking it was some kind of bone - "oooooooooohhhhhh! a snake's skull !!"
[and white dog poo is now extinct]
- blindpilot0
every young lad has at one time or another spayed deoderant on his his cock to make it smell nice for the ladies
- ********0
"Oh, nothing. It just looks like a simple Kung-Fu Swedish Rastafarian Helldemon. I'm sure there's no need to question our fragile, sheltered grasp of 'reality' as we know it."
- mitsu0
Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise.
- onehugeeye0
If it's a mistake, just don't do it
- Bluejam0
You Can Take a Horse to the Water, But You Can't Make it Drink.
- Duane0
talk only if you can improve upon the silence.
- badzenjt0
never trust a canned ham