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- mrdobolina0
bio, gonna get another shirt printed this week.
- BonSeff0
take a dump on their chest!
lol
i know a girl that did that to a drunk dude that treated her bad one night, be carefull i works both ways
- tank0
the graphic bbq is probably gonna take place when you are in antwerp, bio..so youre invited..
- unknown0
arrghh you bunch o jesses....
dust your self off, get a haircut and a new shirt, and go out and fuck her best mate / sister / mum
then dump them, they'll blame her, then carry on normally, knowing you got your own back.
jobs a good un
- Bio0
cool rick! id love to see em. i'll buy one from you when you are done!
tank, i am having some troouble finding low priced tickets. the best thing i can find is 500 USD and it requires a long drive to the departure and lands in brussels. i am still looking, but if i cant find something cheaper, then i might have to postpone it IF i can find a better price for a later flight. if i cant find a lower price for july, then fuck it, i'll shell out the cash and go anyway.
- lemon7140
try bringing one back from being suicidal and when all is said and done she needs to be in a selfish period.useless they are.
- mrdobolina0
Bio, peep it:
- unknown0
forget bout her, Tank
just not worth it,I would follow Kingkezza's advice and fuck one of her fem friends, not her sis! ( cus that is mientje, right? and she's not that goodlooking :)Bio, 500usd is alot of money, all the planes land in brussels, an halfhour drive from Antwerp.
It's your call big guy.
- bhawk0
Move on. Pleanty O-fish in the sea. Think of all the fun you can have now. Think of it as Free Willy.
- 4cY0
yes, KK's advice is a good one. classic!
- dopepope0
I bet the old boyfriend is thrilled!
- mxhxr100
I've been the guy on both ends of that. One day a girl will dump some dude for you and it will feel real
good.
- badzenjt0
kill de bwoy.
BOH!
- fortunerook0
holyshit tank, same thing happened to me here too. girl and i get along. girl sees ex-boyfriend. girl starts getting confused and like ex-boyfriend again. i ditch.
take the high road holmes. believe me, i posted 'got dump' thread here about a month ago. i thought the world was over. fuck, now i look back and i see that the girl was wacked off the hizzy.
not worth the time man. do what i did. drink your ass silly and pity yourself for a week. then go out with a bro and hammer a slut. god damn it, it works. that's what sluts are for.
you can serious find them everywhere. just make sure you wear a jimmy hat. keep your mouth clear of her canyon if it seems dirty. no need for the clap or other diseases.
seriously, i didn't hammer a slut. but you'll feel better.
i was devastated. took me a month. now i laugh whenever i see her. i feel bad for everyman that meets her.
- sexypixel0
women is c*nts.
but i love 'em
- dopepope0
'Hammer a slut. That's what sluts are for.'
most profound. What kind of hammer do you use?
- tank0
i'll just do all the things you guys said....
- mrdobolina0
dont forget to hammer some sluts. thats the funniest thing Ive heard around here in a minute. HAHA
- tank0
thats wher the name mc hammer comesz from i guess...he has hammmered lots of sluts..
- timajick0
Just remember Tank:
no matter how hot she is
no matter how perfect she is
no matter how talented she is
no matter how smart she is
someone, somewhere is sick of her fucking shit.