got dumped

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  • fortunerook0

    holyshit tank, same thing happened to me here too. girl and i get along. girl sees ex-boyfriend. girl starts getting confused and like ex-boyfriend again. i ditch.

    take the high road holmes. believe me, i posted 'got dump' thread here about a month ago. i thought the world was over. fuck, now i look back and i see that the girl was wacked off the hizzy.

    not worth the time man. do what i did. drink your ass silly and pity yourself for a week. then go out with a bro and hammer a slut. god damn it, it works. that's what sluts are for.

    you can serious find them everywhere. just make sure you wear a jimmy hat. keep your mouth clear of her canyon if it seems dirty. no need for the clap or other diseases.

    seriously, i didn't hammer a slut. but you'll feel better.

    i was devastated. took me a month. now i laugh whenever i see her. i feel bad for everyman that meets her.

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