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- tank0
about the eddie murphy idea..i listened to jerry seinfeld hbo's special instead..aaah great.
- unknown0
that would work
- Antonelli0
shoot her
in the head
with a shotgun.
just kidding, have a great day.
- Peter0
Jeesh, not another my-girl-dumped-me thread
- beagle0
girls are evil.
- ima_cat0
I feel your pain. I am currently obsessed with my alcoholic, unemployed, loser exboyfriend. There is no logical explanation. Luckily, the democracy we live in allows me the freedom to distract myself with other boys, and lots of sangria. And watch a lot of really good Michel Gondry videos.
- Turtle0
Had a fience
got cheated on
got hurt bad by it....Licked wounds
moved to T.O.
went to college
graduated
now have a great life!!!And she does'nt!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Lick yer wounds bud!! it'll take time but you'll survive, and be stronger and wiser for the experience!~
- taragee0
NEXT!!!
and if anyone asks
we'll b sure to tell them YOU dumped HER cuz shes got buttfurr
- unknown0
You got tanked man
- tavin0
chances are you were too nice! bad mistake! girls dont like nice guys!
- Gorbie0
marmaduke?
meatball?
malignant?
- Cowboy_D0
what is the big m word?
- 4cY0
" eddie murphy, raw...
"haha, hell yeah!
- cesar0
eddie murphy, raw...
download and have a laugh, you need it...
- timajick0
oh, or his shit.. it works both ways...
- timajick0
Just remember Tank:
no matter how hot she is
no matter how perfect she is
no matter how talented she is
no matter how smart she is
someone, somewhere is sick of her fucking shit.
- tank0
thats wher the name mc hammer comesz from i guess...he has hammmered lots of sluts..
- mrdobolina0
dont forget to hammer some sluts. thats the funniest thing Ive heard around here in a minute. HAHA
- tank0
i'll just do all the things you guys said....
- dopepope0
'Hammer a slut. That's what sluts are for.'
most profound. What kind of hammer do you use?