Do pirates eat custard?
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- Tattie0
Mamafish on the other hand...
- Tattie0
He likes custard.
- Mamafish0
Tonight Mathew, I'm eating cats
- Tattie0
At least its not pirates.
- patnoodle0
Me thinks Dita's just jealous cause I'm off out tonight. Aaar, there be a green mist on the horizon..
- Tattie0
I'm not drinking yer urine though. Get yer own drink.
- Gherkin0
Pirates can't be gay because most pirates got scurvey and scurvey makes yer knob drop off.
For this is true me hearty's Pirates are eunuchs or is it unicorns..I get confusted..Pirates have no gnobs
- Tattie0
Gnot quite.....
That's why they eat custard. They rub it all over all themselves with parrot feathers and that keeps scurvey away.
- Gherkin0
I thought eating potato kept scurvey away
- Tattie0
Only if you don't wash it first. Murder to get oot o yer teeth.
- Blofeldt0
Avast you great group of scurvy riddled yella bellied dogs! Arrr. Thy Pirates do rule and no mistake me hearties! Now fetch my cat o nine tails squire, so I can flog these disbleiving scoundrels and press gang the rest o those land lubbers. Arrrr, Yo ho ho and a bottle and rum!
- Blofeldt0
Arrrr. Dita be getting the Black Spot me thinks. Blind Pew be coming for 'im.
- Tattie0
Fetish pirates?
"Lash me to the focsill and whip me to a inch o me life..."
- neeko0
bout time someone else stepped up on the side of pirates.
- Tattie0
Feed em to the sharks I say.
- unknown0
your forgetting the infamous Captain Pugwash, and we all know what pugwash is dont we children? Able Se(a)man, Roger the Cabin Boy. Do you need any more proof? Pirates = Gay. And thats White Sauce they're sipping not custard, and custard comes from Devon anyway.
- unknown0
not forgetting Master Bates.
- Tattie0
Seamen.
It says it all.
"Splash me again yung sir 'n' call me Nancy"
- stimuli0
Actually, Master Bates is a myth, that character actually never had a name.
- Blofeldt0
How can anyone NOT be on the side of the pirates?
Fucking Pirates. Brilliant!Cutlass's, Cross nest, planks, The Queen Anns Revenge, beards, parrots, wodden legs, eye patches, buired tresaure, X markets the spot, RUM, THE JOLLY ROGER.
Magic!