Do pirates eat custard?
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- patnoodle
I've come to the conclusion that all pirates come from Cornwall, England and so have deduced that their favourite food is custard and favourite drink is cider. Am I right or am I right?
- Ctrl_Z0
arrrgh matey!
now yer go'an ta walk de plank!
- Tattie0
Do they like favoured custard?
And is it dry or sweet cider?
- patnoodle0
Custard with a dollop of jam in the middle. I hear most like to stir it up to make it turn pink. But don't let it get a skin on top, pirates hate that, they'd slice your nuts off for it. And it's the cloudy cider they like. The more it looks like piss the better.
- Tattie0
Custard wi jam? Pink? Are they some sort of alternative pirates, "Oh hello salior... oooh what ye don't nick yerself on me cutlass"?
- patnoodle0
Bufty pirates? Surely not.
- Mamafish0
they don't eat custard, they only eat cats
- neeko0
i dont think custard woould go well with rum, so id say no.
- Tattie0
I think all pirates are gay.
What do pirates do?
Spend all their time in board a ship with other men talking about walking the plank... Ole Sigmund would have had a field day wi em.
- Ctrl_Z0
they had dock madiens, but Sig would have words with you! lol
- Tattie0
I know him well.
- Tattie0
And I don't eat custard.
- neeko0
riduculous.
pirates were notorious whoremongers... looting pillaging, boozin and whoring. thats what being a pirate is all about.
im looking into it as a possible career move.
- Tattie0
Pirates ARE gay!
Come on. Who calls themselves Long John? Gay I tell you.
"Up the missen mast me yung hearties..."
- neeko0
nope... there were no gay pirates (not that theres anything wrong with that). its a fact. i saw it on discovery channel.
- seven70
I reckon the parrots would eat the custard...
- Tattie0
Pirates don't drink cider. It's urine. Usually each others.
"spiced up wi a bot o' rum..."
Rum is a girls drink.
- ********0
GET BACK TO FUCKING WORK TATTIE AND PATNOODLE JUST BECAUSE YOU LUCKY BASTARDS ARE HITTING THE TOWN TONIGHT DOSEN'T MEAN YOU DO FUCK ALL - ALL DAY!!!!!!!!!
- neeko0
i dont know where all this negativity towards pirates is coming from, but trust me... as far as the cool factor is concerned, pirates are the top of the food chain. they sail around all day getting drunk, steal whatever they need and whore it up at night, and noone calls them immoral cause thats just what pirates do. they really have it made.
- Tattie0
Arse bandits of the sea.
- Tattie0
Tattie and Pat Noodle are indeed hitting the toon. And not a pirate in sight. Except down the docks. Where we're not going because that's where all the gay pirates hang out.