Do pirates eat custard?
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- stimuli0
Sorry, my mistake - it was Master Mate.
- Tattie0
The Jolly Roger is a pink pirate fantasy.
- Tattie0
Captain Pugwash could have been in the Village People.
- Gherkin0
Posh spice is the biggest pirate of them all...
She's just a skull and cross bones..me hearty
- Tattie0
All she eats is custard.
- Gherkin0
David Beckem's custard?
- Tattie0
He stabs her with his cutlass.
- Tattie0
Deep down Becks is a pirate.
- Gherkin0
is that the same as pillock
- mitsu0
the fate of all pirates:
- frow0
Blyme... pisst... arse... ask Kezza... aarrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
- Tattie0
Yeah! That's more like.
Ninjas are way coooooler the limp wristed pink powder puffed parrot wearing pirates.
- ********0
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I think you will find that pirates are partical to not just custard!
- Tattie0
It's just like Portie-ra-bella.
- mynameisgod0
They were the original rock band. They tour, get drunk, and get laid for being wild. Rock on!
- k0na_an0k0
iieee matey... your assumption doth blow! we pirates feed off lemons to fight the scurvy, and when on land hunt deer and rabbits the like to eat with potatos.
argh and our favorite drink was beer while we hunt the ellusive moby dick.
- stimuli0
Drinking beer, hunting dick... God it must be true, pirates are a bit fruity.
- Tattie0
Are your rabbits tattooed?
