Sharks are evil?

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    Mr Zoo: Everything you learned in school was a lie babe, a lie! Take forology for instance. You were told sharks were dangerous right?

    Amy: Yes.

    Mr Zoo: Cobblers babe. They're frightened of you. They ain't gonna hurt you! Have you ever tried cuddling a shark, getting down and dirty with one, relaxing it a little?

    Amy: No.

    Mr Zoo: Well I have, and I'll tell ya its very rewarding Aim babe. Very rewarding indeed.

    Amy: Really?

    Mr Zoo: Yeah, absobloodylootly love! Once you've calmed it down with a little rubbin it’s like a swimin puppy, real affectionate and stuff.

    Amy: OK, I'll try that!

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