Date tonight
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- unknown0
dress up like Eddie, girls love guys with humour!
- dstlb0
You obviously didn't read the bit about his place, it sounds like a bomb hit it. Vinney - it's not the old pier is it?
My advice is go for a few drinks then hit the go-carts on the pier, then some more drinks, then buy her some fish and chips, maximum spend £20 and you'll almost definitely win her over, err probably, if not at least you'll have enjoyed it.
- unknown0
maybe vinney can lend a nice appartment of one of his friends
- k0na_an0k0
dstlb
yeah sorry dude, i didn't read many of the previous posts, my bad, actually after reading yours it sounds like a sure way to win her over. cheers mate. go carting always seems to work on that blind date show on tv.
- unknown0
carting and chickensalads?
man is that romance?
- swollenelbow0
"ELLO SUE, DO YOU LIKE BREAD?"
one line, one chance, go for it.
- dstlb0
Chez Vinney:
Maybe borrowing a mates flat ain't such a bad idea.
- unknown0
Vinney m'n, it's the same game every time......
be attentive
ask her questions about what she does/ likes/ dislikes
agree with her on the majority of her points
take her home
if you're in with a chance it's a definite winner...
- mitsu0
here's a nifty trick:
cook some steak and pasta with alfredo sauce and add portabella mushrooms. add some wine or sangria, and top it off with some cheesecake. the steak digestion process alone will get her on the nearest couch and the mushroom/cheescake / sangria/wine combo will surely be the best aphrodesiac (sp?).
brush her hair out of her eyes and kiss her on the cheek... she's all yours! (this method hasn't failed me yet)
- unknown0
and I'll get my cd :-)
- unknown0
hey Mitsu, U don't want that girl throwing up just as u plant her a kiss on the mouth, do ya?
- unknown0
vinney gets a ride
the lady gets fed
AND
crabmeister his cd
everyone's a winner!!
- mitsu0
heh, small portions, small portions... truuuust me!
- unknown0
small portions *go down* better too.......
- Vinney20
OK. Damn good advice on the chicken salads and italian wine but alas as you know now, my place can currently only accomodate the sex bit. The roof fell in the same night as the pier collapsed funnily enough dstlb!
So it's wine at the pub, (a mention of crabmeister there too, just to say I have come Monday) and onto the pier for go carts POSSIBLY if she seems the sort. Then a good few red wines back at my place, in my room with a J (if she does that?!) and in for the kill. Anything I missed?
- dstlb0
Brush your teeth!
- unknown0
take a shower and put on some perfume
- unknown0
Vinney, smoke before the wine....
she'll thank you for it!
- k0na_an0k0
beat off before you go out. don't want to be going out with a loaded gun now do you?!?
- Vinney20
Take a shower and put on some perfume? Its a lady, not a ladyboy.
Kiss on the cheek, hair out of eyes? Thats good. Smooth bastard.
Brush Teeth? Good point, ill give the chap a quick wipe around too.