Date tonight
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- dstlb0
No, do it in the toilets while you're out or the effectiveness could be diminished.
- Vinney20
I always crack one off before leaving the house on a weekend night regardless. Keeps you from thinking with cock all night.
- Biofreak0
hm.. an inexpensive date. well, in mississippi, you can do it like this:
2 cheeseburgers with fries - $5.00
1 rental from Movie Palace - $2.00
6 quarts of Colt45 -
$6.001 magic eightball -
$5.00and some twine... cuz you never know when you are gonna need twine.
schmoo.
- Vinney20
What? Public toilets dtlb? On the first date?
- Biofreak0
oh and if nothing else works... here is what i do to lead a girl back home,
*carry cereal in your pockets.*
like moths to the flame. dig me?
chester was the man. (siffle and ollie)
- dstlb0
It was only an idea. She doesn't have to know.
- Vinney20
Dig ya Bio.
Oh right dstlb I see! Sorry I thought you meant try to give her one in the toilets tonight. Sorry! I see your plan now, leave jerking one off till out to come accross less randy and therefore more cool. Hmmm. OK!
- unknown0
just don't spill on yer dark trouzaz...
- swollenelbow0
DUDE, a whole 50 posts in this thread, if you don't get some poontang, it's over, you will get a flag!
hah.
- unknown0
never say never elbow. look at noce. all hope was lost on that homo and now he's getting more play than any of us.
- swollenelbow0
that's cuz he has a stupid gff.
- unknown0
Don't forget to put some Marvin Gaye on!
songs like 'let's get it on' must do the trick.
- dstlb0
bump