I sit next to an Asian woman...
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- mxhxr10
who babbles with ther friends in Chinese 7 out of 8 working hours a day at about 110 decibels. I hear it in my sleep.
I'm about to go hysterically deaf in one ear. Help me.
- Bennn0
bring a Discman ... i dunno
ask her to turn down her volume ...
good luck ;P
- Biofreak0
sorry, my chinese vulgarity vocabulary is painfully nonexistent.
you can ask ok_static. maybe he'd help you out.
why do you sit next to this woman all day? what is her job and what is yours? can you see her now? can you reach out and poke her... testingly... to see if her meat is tender... would that meat taste good in a traditional chinese soup?
- WildPony0
Relax...you must become one with your innerself....OOommmm
- Biofreak0
salt acts as a natural meat tenderizer... did you know?
doh!
for real though... what are your jobs that you should have to sit next to her? is she a designer, are you a designer? can you get a nibble on her finger to see if her skin is soft... sorry.
- mxhxr100
a HD filled w/ MP3s and a pair of earbuds have been my only salvation so far...sometimes i poke the felt cubicle wall between us with a paper opener or stab my mousepad. that works usually.
- WildPony0
i dunno biofreak. i wouln't eat her...
unless she's hot! (ba da bum)
- WildPony0
I got it. just turn the radio on and mumble in a small voice:
"umm, they said i could have the radio on between 9 and 11 and i dont see why i should have to turn it down..and...umm my stapler..umm..ok...umm"
- Biofreak0
riiiiiiiiight, so we're just gonna have to move you down to the basement.
so if you could just get started on that...
- unknown0
lol pony!
This one's for you:"And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and its not okay because if they take my stapler then ill set the building on fire. "
- IloveQBN0
this happened to me at another job. There were 4 of them and all they did was chat and were so freaking loud too. I went to the boss and complained about them. I'm chinese myself, but can't tolerate loud talkers especially chinese ones.
Well, my boss laughed and moved me into my own office, which was amazing! Ask and you shall receive!!
- frow0
"...and I would watch the squirrels... and they were merry."
- unknown0
"I cannot believe what a bunch of losers we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in the dictionary!"
This thread has taking an odd turn. To answer the original question. I said take her out on a date. If things go right you might be showing her your O-face. You know: Oh! Oh! :0
- mxhxr100
Aw man, she will not be seeing my O-face anytime soon....i'll try to link some pics from the Company Party and you'll see why.
I do get strangely aroused when I hear her slurping her Ramen during lunch though... *shudder*
- Biofreak0
ramen is pretty salty.
that's usually what does it for me.
a chick who eats salt generally has tender... ... ... nevermind. just trying to make sure i've creeped out every last one of you before i storm outta the office spouting obscenities.
- frow0
I'm scheduling therapy for all of you...
...and me.
- mxhxr100
think:
- exador0
sweet jesus...dont' tell me she looks like that...dear christ....
oh, by the way....nice to see you all here...
happy new years to ya....hope you have a great time tonight, piperboy, and biofreak!...
as for the annoying workmate...
take piperboy/QBN s advice...see if you can swing a nice office out of this....
- deGa0
why are you posting this here...racist !
- mxhxr100
It's not racist. She happens to be Asian; it could be anyting.
- Bennn0
btw deGa the girl on the pictures with Nelly on your website ... she's hot, i mean hot!
:P hehe