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- Biofreak0
never heard it mrdobolina.
oreo, that is a good one too. fuckface. yea, thats nice. im still gonna go with shitface though. it just rolls off the tongue better.
- unknown0
now ur talkin hehe
- unknown0
pussy face
- jpowell0
hey oreo rememeber that one time in sex ed class you got caught masturbating to the male erection? did you just get kicked outta school? or did you have to go to counseling too?
- BonSeff0
saying
fuck yer face
usually works well too
- unknown0
good one jpowell.. in the words of your mom "keep 'em cummin"
- jayb0
damn.......
that's good smack.
- jpowell0
hey oreo remember that time me, kev, and rich came over to your place and caught you riding around on your unicycle in the garage... without the seat.
didn't your father the circus clown teach you anything?
- chach0
homophobic hazing (only works if you're a guy):
persistantly refer to the target as "cheeks"
hehe
sooperpissed
- drqshadow0
"Your defense is offensive."
God, I love that commercial...
- unknown0
dood ur so lame. lol
but anyway "shitface" *wink..
but what really happened was that me, kev, rich and my dad drugged up and had a gangbang party wit u and ur mom. i guess cum runs in the family
- mitsu0
i like pissing 'em off by calling them a different name each time i refer to them (paul, jack, fred, whatever).
it's hard for them to react to that in front of their friends without looking like a childish brat
sometimes, just calling them 'slick' works well too... it's such a subtle offense that there's really no comeback for them.
- grunt0
little late here, gotta a momma one:
She is so ugly, i wouldn't fuck your momma with YOUR MOMMA'S DICK!
...okay back to non-yo-momma smack
- jpowell0
but oreo, i don't have a mom. my dad and i share yours
oooohhh!
j/k brought that one back from the 7th grade.
-j
- k0na_an0k0
'you're a poopy head doodoo face'
- gets em every time.
- jpowell0
yeah kona... "shut up or i'll kick you in the pee-pee"
- for the childish comeback
- unknown0
haha damn powell.. thats the best one i heard all day.. im keepin that wit me... like ur keepin my nuts on ur ass.. lol sorry had to add that..
haha nice one freal tho man
can use that for comeback on any yo mama jokes
- Danski0
The gentleman's comeback:
Shit man, I'd almost feel like I had to give you a slap if I hadn't spend the last fortnight systematically penetrating each and every one of your relatives.
- unknown0
heres one...
me: i like that
u: like what?
me: my nuts on ur chin, bitch
- exador0
works when hanging with a buddy..(joke only works that way)
Biofreak: hey ex, back in highschool, didja ever have, like, a crush on one of your teachers?
exador: yeah man...(lost in thought as he remembers...)
biofreak:...wow...cool...
so....what was his name?exador: ahhhh...fuck..ya got me...
argh...'his' name, eh?...hahah..fush you mang...