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- mitsu0
still my favorit:
guy 1: what'cha lookin at friend?
guy 2: i ain't your freind pluko!
guy 1: what did you just say?
guy 2: i think you heard me just fine punchee.
- unknown0
"damn have you been using ur shit for toothpaste again??"
- Biofreak0
heheh, good ex.
but id never say anything so hurtful to you. haha.
- k0na_an0k0
NO YOU DID NOT GO THERE JPOWELL YOU COCKA BUTT SNOWPLOW NOSE! you will NOT kick me in my pee pee you doo doo brain.
haha.
- unknown0
and YOURs only. too
- bacillo20
mama so old, she be in jesus' yearbook.
- mitsu0
if no one else is in on the conversation or if they wisper something in your ear, lean back and yell "NO I WLL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!"
- k0na_an0k0
hahaha mitsu... that made me laugh out loud!
- bacillo20
"nigga: you look like craig mack nigga."
i've found that using the word nigga both before and after is most effective. (i didn't come up with this one, i heard a black guy say it, so dont get mad about the nigga part, aiight)
- unknown0
i need something that will really piss the fuck outta someone.. like punch you in the face pissed.
- exador0
hahaha...
you're such a nice guy bio :)actually, true story...
that little joke came about from an all night homework marathon back in college..
my roomate Bill, and I had about 3 projects each to finish, and it was the last week of the school year...so we were pulling an all-nighter to finish it all..
so it was about 4:00 in the morning, and we were taking a smoke break when he did the whole 'so, did you ever have a crush on a teacher' thing..
but the funny thing was, he didn't intend for it to be a joke..he was actually gonna ask me about female teachers, but at the last second thought of switching it to a guy to get a laugh...
normally shit that makes you laugh at 4 am isn't nearly as funny the next day...but here we are, about 11 years later, and we still find it funny...
- unknown0
yea i tried that on my black friend one time.. should have replaced nigga wit negr.. he was pissed..
- bacillo20
how about "i hate your life" ?
- bacillo20
or if you're really just trying tohurt someone, tell them you are sleeping with their wife/girlfriend and be serious about it.
- Biofreak0
cool ex.
now oreo if you just wanna make someone mad... i suggest you tell them very calmly that their girlfriend is a "bitchpig". like this:
"Hey shitface, leave. Oh, and dont forgett o take your bitchpig with you."
i swear if they dont hit you after that, there is nothing that will.
- unknown0
ok, momma jokes are definitely lame. if someone popped back at me with a momma joke, i wouldnt even respond.
- unknown0
i agree yo momma's jokes are lame...
bio you are a genius! hehe
- k0na_an0k0
improvement:
"Hey shitface, leave. Oh, and dont forgett o take your bitchpig with you before I come over there and fuckstart her head."
- bacillo20
dude. go with the craig mack joke. it's such an insult
- Biofreak0
haha, i try.
just make sure im somewhere near you cuz if he's got friends, they are comin for you too. and you can never have too many scary bald men at your back in a barfight. =)