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- unknown0
nice kona wit the fuckstart remix hehe
- Biofreak0
damn k0na, you know your shit.
why havent we been out yet man? we could do some serious damage to the civilized world between the two of us.
hell, we can bring oreo along and teach him a few new tricks. haha
- unknown0
sall good bio.. i can call u if i ever run out of smack hehe
- jpowell0
hey oreo, remember last new year's party when tom and i walked in on you and that dirty acne girl playing your foreskin like a kazoo?
-add convincing details and anonymous names for confusion
- jpowell0
i'm gonna make like a fetus and head out.
take it easy oreo
-j
- unknown0
yea i remember..
by the way how is ur mom's acne problem?heheh
- unknown0
later j
- mitsu0
street-insults only make you look like an idiot. talking about someones date is a sure-fire way to start a fight. even if the guy isn't pissed, he'll still fight to save his reputation in front of his girl. challenging a guys masculinity is always a safe bet. hope you got a few buds to watch your back though...
- k0na_an0k0
bio- say the word and they'll soon enough be hearing about our adventures on the local news... or cops.
- unknown0
talking about someones date is a sure-fire way to start a fight.
NO WAY! i make fun of my friends dates all the time and sometimes i encourage people making fun of my date. just like bud light commercials. girls are dummies and its so easy to bust on them without them even knowing it.
- Biofreak0
mr nice guy, im sorry but ill tease my friends, but never in seriously.
i wouldnt hurt a friend who was joking around, but if i really liked my girlfriend and someone was an ass (like me or k0na) and talked some smack/trash then i'd sure as hell punch them in the throat.
you never talk about anyones wife/gf without understanding that you are about to start serious shit.
- unknown0
thats right dont be makin fun of my bitch pig.. shit face
- k0na_an0k0
or i'll fuckstart the both of your heads.
- unknown0
.. then *punch
- mitsu0
if it's a friend, yeah, you may luck out, but if we're talking about a total stranger, you better have some backup!
- mitsu0
personally, i've always been the real protective type: I was at a movie theater a about a year ago with my girl and this guy bumped into her and didn't even apologize... i was so livid, i almost went up behind him and cracked his neck, but lucky for him, she calmed me down.
- srvollmer0
this will surely get you a punch in the face:
what's black and blue and gives great blowjobs?your son.
mind you, that joke is very sensitive!
- Uncle_Moe0
your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, traffic slows down.
you're so fat, you have to iron your pants in the driveway
your mom looks like Ernest Borgnine.
private int yourMom = 1; private boolean isSlut = false; while(Math.random() * yourMom < 1000){ isSlut = true; yourMom++; }
- Vulva0
i am gonna stick your head so far up your ass you'll have to wear yourself as a hat
- Vulva0
maybe if you work out enough and skip enough meals, eventually your ass will eat itself. name the movies that the last 2 quotes win a Vulva Original piece of Artwork. (Valid for the first correct responses)