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- unknown
need to brush up on talkin greasy.. help me out.. hit me wit ur best disses, comebacks, yo mommas and all that ishh
- mitsu0
if i wanted any lip from you, i'd a scraped it off my dick!
- TransFatty0
your mamma has a drug problem because she was traumatized in grade school.
your mamma is so fat because your father left when you were 3.
- unknown0
lol nice... atleast my momma gets OUT of bed to go to work
- k0na_an0k0
your mommas so fat that after i was done drilling her i rolled off... and i was still on her.
you mommas so fat that she was walking across the street and i swerved to miss her and ran outta gas.
i'm not shitting you... your my favorite turd.
- srvollmer0
your mom looks like an extra on the simpsons.
- mitsu0
these should keep you busy for a while:
- Biofreak0
Fuck you man! You keep my mom outta this and i'll keep this (pointing to my crotch) outta your mom.
heheh. im funny.
- TransFatty0
omg - the motherlode
- k0na_an0k0
hillarious...
your mommas so fat and old when god said 'let there be light' he told your momma to move her fat ass outta the way.
- unknown0
extra on the simpsons?? cmon
- BonSeff0
yo mama so fat her yearbook photo was an aerial shot
yo mama so far her car has stretch marks
- k0na_an0k0
ou: hey man, stop hitting on my girlfriend.
me: fuck off
you: what?
me: ah, deaf and dumb... damn, you must get ALL the ladies.
- Biofreak0
well aside from yomamma jokes, i have found that the most offensive thing to call someone (if you really wanna provoke them) is ShitFace.
if someone calls you an asshole, then whatever. ive been called worse by better and im not particularly offended, BUT if someone calls you shitface.... well, you know they are serious cuz that is just fucking mean.
ie - say these aloud and try ti for yourself:
"Fuck you asshole" and now "Fuck you shitface" and BAM you see what i mean doncha?
- CL0
your momma is so gay she gave you a subscription of this for the holidays:
- k9kuma0
your momas so Fat that she needs to roll in flour so her clients can find the wet spot!!!!
- mrdobolina0
bio, ever hear 'sing it shitface' by edan?
- mitsu0
Yo momma is so Poor, she's a maid for a homeless family
Yo momma so fat she has three different shirt sizes: Exlarge, Jumbo, and OH my god its coming towards us
- unknown0
nice point bio hehe.. i usually go wit fuckface
- unknown0
nuff wit the yo momma's.. gimme some straight up disses
- BonSeff0
i always liked this one...
hey oreo, biofreak told me you eat shit samiches
but i stuck up for you, i told him you dont like bread.