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A. Dugin's predictions for Russia:
"Today it is fairly easy to see what Russia will look like tomorrow.
There will be no global social networks at all. They will be replaced by something domestic, not too attractive. But all the better - society will discover the forgotten charms of the offline. This is the end of migration to 2D and cyberspace, and a return to 3D.
The dollar and the euro will be canceled. The reign of the ruble will begin. It will only be possible to exchange it for goods and services. Or simply to share with those who need more.
Corruption - which is primarily associated with betrayal of the Motherland - will be prosecuted first, then imprisoned for a long time, and then (since the first measures will not help much) even sent to the DNR.
Russia will be a kind of Imperial States.
Zelensky will sit where another clown of the color revolution is sitting. But only the sentence will be real. A life sentence.
At first, it will be hard and unusual. Then everyone will even like it.
There won't be a single one of today's pop artists on TV or radio. Not one. All channels will have ethno-folk - Russian and Eurasian psychedelics. And also Peter Leshchenko and Vadim Kozin.
New people will come to power. Our ordinary people. Not bastards.
The Gosplan (State Planning Committee) will be restored to the economy. All those who think in short cycles will be sent to work in restaurants as waiters.
Since we like to whine, many people will not like everything. Nostalgia will be remembered with something from the past (your choice). But no one pays attention to this now, and tomorrow it will not.
There will be a lot of products from Belarus. Even more than now. Including textiles and cosmetics. And also basins. But Belarus will be an Imperial State.
There will be a sharp increase in the number of weddings, because getting married is interesting again in the 3D world. Entire flotillas of wedding ships will sail along the Moskva River and other rivers. Wedding music will be blasting from everywhere. People will get into the swing of things.
The government will be situated in the air, in a luxurious suspended structure attached to a huge airship. The blimp will float over the Imperial States, and from there the government will watch through binoculars to see if everything is in order, if everything is according to plan. As in Ancient China, the post of Minister of the Clouds will be introduced, as well as the Head of the Department of Federal Dreaming and many other fascinating positions - Lord of the Forest, Guardian of the Waters, etc. There will be quite a few women in the government. Beautiful and stern.
There will be a qualitative leap in music theory. The ternary division of the fraction will be restored - that is, the quarter will again be divided into three eights, not two. This is how modern music will be defeated. By listening to it, people will better understand the universe, each other, and the decisions of the authorities.
Masks will be worn only on holidays - animals, birds, fairy tale creatures, and as yet unknown objects and figures. So that everyone can guess whose mask it is.
The definition of a thing in the explanatory dictionary of the new country would be: a thing is a rhetorical figure, an ironic trope, an enthymeme. Such a definition would fix the sad state of affairs in the natural sciences and make them fun and entertaining. A disciplinary continuum will be established between quantum mechanics and Traumdeutung (Gaston Bachelard's new scientific mind ).
The walls of houses - even high-rises - will be covered with ivy."
- ok boomerhans_glib
- Russia's second greatest love machine?Fax_Benson
- LSD's a helluva drugGardener
- Is this the geopolitical equivalent of Bitcoin fantasplodge?Continuity
- It was all sounding somewhat realistic until the he got to the bit where Putin flies around in a blimp using binoculars to spy on everyoneyuekit
- Yeah this is too "fantasy" for me, I like hard sci-fi: cannibalism in western Siberia etcdrgs
- The blimp gives the first wink that this is a completely fantastical view of a future Russia. There will be no weddings, no musical innovations. Only rot.monNom
- this is .... uh.... wonderfully wrong?exador1
- I low-key want to see it happen, just for the memesdrgs