florida is whack

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    • mine was:
      A 70-year-old man has been accused of slamming a child to the ground at a playground after yelling that kids were making too much noise.
      zaq
    • Oh, I like mine:
      'Florida Man Accused Of Forcing Alligator To Drink Beer'
      Continuity
    • Florida man spit food into woman’s mouth during road rage incidentdmay
    • Florida man fatally shoots mom after he ‘lost it’ over argument about orange juicealiastime
    • Florida man willingly gives out all his personal details and gets robbed and blackmailed by strangers on the internet.sted
    • Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ‘teaching it a lesson’ by throwing it on roof of bar.Wordsworth
    • Florida man rides manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrestedKrassy
    • Florida Man Tries to Trade Back Vehicle He StoleKrassy
    • Florida Man Arrested, Accused Of Giving Girlfriend A Wet Willyutopian
    • Florida Man Arrested For Botched Castration On Another Man He Met On Eunuch Fetish Websiterobotinc
    • Florida Man Says the Three Syringes Found in His Rectum Weren't Hisbezoar
    • Police say a 29-year-old South Florida man shot his mother following an argument over orange juicemort_
    • San Francisco police arrest man suspected of slashing victim’s face for refusing to give him money. Works for most cities.Chimp
    • Florida Man Throws Toilet Through School Board Building Window in Illinois, Is Arrested Sitting on Anothermilfhunter
    • Florida Man Throws Baby At Deputy Following Wild High-Speed Chase.fooler
    • Dec 5:
      Florida Man Leaving Strip Club Runs Himself Over With His Own Truck

      I win!
      nbq
    • Florida man pulls gun on chief’s daughter over cream cheese at Starbucks, police sayrzu-rzu
    • Florida man who attacked McDonald's worker over strawYakuZoku
    • Florida man nicknamed ‘Babycakes’ caught naked in a chair outside apartment complex5timuli
    • A Florida man was arrested Sunday for reportedly dropping off a child on the side of the road because he thought he was gay.Twist_Me_A_Dizzy
    • Florida man attacked by a 'crazy squirrel' gone nuts.hotroddy
    • https://arstechnica.…garbage
    • I hid meth in my penis, apparently.Nairn
    • again.Nairn
    • Florida man arrested for having sex with stuffed 'Olaf' at Target_niko
    • Florida Man Arrested For Botched Castration On Another Man He Met On Eunuch Fetish WebsiteMrT
    • a strong late entry!MrT
    • Florida woman passes gas, pulls knife on offended manOP31
    • dmay and I share the same bday? :)
      "Florida man is accused of spitting food into a woman's mouth following a road rage incident." LOL
      sea_sea
    • Deputy cleared for shooting naked man armed with crossbow who claimed aliens were after himcolin_s
    • Florida man said he smoked THC 'because Jesus was returning,' cops sayantimotion
    • Florida man charged with murder after body parts found in a bayemphor
    • This one is better: Florida man tells police wind blew bag of cocaine into caremphor
    • https://wsvn.com/new…CyBrainX
    • Florida man shot dead after asking if bulletproof vest still workedPhanLo
    • FLORIDA MAN WITH NO ARMS CHARGED WITH STABBING CHICAGO TOURISTHayoth
    • Florida Man Asks Walmart Employee For ‘Anything That Would Kill 200 People’Beeswax
    • Wordsworth and I have the same birthday.Graviton
    • Florida man takes epic mugshot after driving naked near school with wires attached to penisadrok
    • Naked Florida Man Performs 'Strange Dance' at McDonald'sdesmo
    • Florida Man Arrested for Pleasuring Himself With Ice Pack in Front of First Respondersduckseason
    • Florida man arrested after hitting girlfriend in face with burrito WTF! HAHAHAwagshaft
    • ‘I’m not going to lie, it’s cocaine:’ Florida man tries to eat stolen debit card, deputies sayBennn
    • Floridaman punches Jimmy John's employee because his sandwich took too long, wasn't 'Freaky Fast' enoughjagara
    • Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ‘teaching it a lesson’ by throwing it on roof of barmathinc
    • An angry Florida man pulled a gun on a drive-thru worker because they forget the cream cheese with his bagel, ... June 19Hayzilla
    • Florida man dressed as Fred Flintstone pulled over for speedingBuddhaHat
    • Florida man hits woman with his groin in Targetpango

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