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    You are invited to a party, do you:

    1 — bring Champaign (or any fancy drink)

    2 — bring a bottle of wine you were gifted when you last held a party.

    3 — go early and offer to help setup and prepare, welcome guests.

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    • Be late, bring nothing but your charming smile
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    • 3 + bring a good wine ;)OBBTKN
    • Champagne campaign
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    • If they're good friends, what OB said. If they're acquantances, then take a couple of bottles of nice wine (and shit cider for me to drink in a dark corner).Nairn
    • When in doubt, bring wine. Also, if adult boring dinner, bring wine, if fun party, bring beer.jagara
    • 3 is bordering on weird!mort_
    • Bring Champaign.palimpsest
    • Bring a fucking bottle of whiskey.monospaced
    • Me being there is a present in itselfdrgs
    • 4 - Turn up early, bring two baseball-sized balls of cocaine, and offer to set up the rails on the coffee table for them.Continuity
    • Show up early, stay too long.misterhow
    • I'm inviting Continuity to my next partyduckseason
    • nice bottle of wine + a reasonable bottle of wine. 1st ones a gift, 2nd you produce later in the evening to assure the gift survives the night to be appreciatedkingsteven
    • 5 - Assume there's a catch, be it a baby reveal or moving announcement. Approach with John Wick levels of caution and preparedness.garbage
    • I have had both of these situations sprung on me by people that I barely considered casual acquaintances.garbage
    • One was a surprise baby shower pre-game, and the other was a "we're moving and if anybody is free next month" situation. Food was shit both times.garbage
    • whatever you do dont bring saladCALLES
    • but bring weed for suremonospaced
    • https://c.tenor.com/…Krassy
    • 6- stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!_niko
    • Get really drunk, turn up a bit late, pass out in a cupboard.PhanLo
    • Bring whatever you want to drink. Go early if you know the hosts well. If not, stay late and help clean up.mandomafioso
    • in some cultures showing up early is considered rudeGuyFawkes
    • 4) Ruffies
      5) Condoms      utopian
    • Apparently you are Rich if you bring 1. Poor if your bring 2. Wealthy if go early to help 3.shapesalad
    • If it’s a dinner party, def bring a doobie
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    • show up drunk, drink all their liquor, leavescarabin
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