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  • GuyFawkes10

    yesterday I got a Bidet and installed it.

    This morning I found something that will wake you up more than coffee & that's freezing cold water getting shot up your asshole.

    • Shooting coffee up your ass might be just as effective.dbloc
    • im sure you can connect it with a tank of coffeepango
    • lol that's fuckin Genius!GuyFawkes
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      You're welcome / I'm sorry.
      garbage
    • I had a girlfriend in high school and her hippy parents were very into coffee enemasmonospaced
    • LOL WTF. People actually do this shit!?dbloc
    • florida....pango
    • That sounds more like California actually. lolsea_sea
    • 100% California. LOLmonospaced
    • https://i.imgur.com/…utopian
    • Eww :)NBQ00
    • OP is a rookie
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    • i was thinking baguetteAQUTE
    • who doesn;t wash their hairy asshole after a shit? psychosAQUTE
    • How do you wash it? With your hand?drgs
    • @AQUTE maybe its late for you but there is a toilet-paper manual floating around the internets and has all the secrets about its proper usage.
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    • A pal admitted that he and another pal had coffee enemas on a retreat to try and de-fang their various addictions.
      I've never not let it go when able.
      Nairn
    • I read Bidenoey_oey
    • A friend of mine spent some time as a contractor in Kuwait, came back in full bidet mode. I'm a TP and wetwipes kinda guy.garbage
    • Im actually surprised not more people are using bidets, I was under the impression that I was the one late to the showGuyFawkes
    • but now I be like "paper? savages!"
      though i admittedly used paper this morning as cold water up the ass in the AM takes some getting used to
      GuyFawkes
    • Maybe connect it to the hot water pipe from the sink.pango
    • OP u r a noob!
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    • @pango My old roomate had some contraption that connected it to the bath tub faucet. Still think a showerhead is enough. I'm the SSS (shit shower shave) type.garbage
    • you shit in the shower? O_Opango
    • I wish lol.garbage
    • It's called a "Waffle Stomp"Akagiyama

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