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- Nairn6
At the playground today, The Child brought me a bucket full of sand. I examine it before upturning it to make the castle, as I am best-suited to do. Inside the bucket I see a morslet of something unknown so pick it up and, for some reason, squeeze it to check.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
I throw that fucker as far as I can away, startling the Mum I'm otherwise speaking to.
Fairly sure that was a small turd I tested between my fingers. Not my own child's. That would be almost tolerable.
Thank God for wetwipes and Coroinoid times wherein we all carry antibaceterial gel on our person.
It could as well have been just a piece of mud, but I'm not convinced.
- I got the shivers just reading this. Ugh.monospaced
- Could have been an animal log? Where did you throw it? What did the lady say?Fax_Benson
- Shit happens, pal
¯\_(ツ)_/¯OBBTKN - nice prank, good kid :D
i would look for the video on tiktok or 9gag yeah like OBBTKN said shit happens ahaha******** - nothing is nicer when your dog drags the stick you play in some fresh shit and you catch it there...********
- @fax - too smoothe and perfectly-formed to be animal-origin; As far as I could, Away; Not much - more wide-eyed at my sudden litany of blasphemies.Nairn
- lolfadein11
- @sted, i stuck a frizbee smack in to a turd earlier form 30m like a wafer in ice cream and to my amazement the dog just looked at it, had a sniff and said "nah"kingsteven
- miracles can happenkingsteven
- That's disgusting, some parents allow their kids to shit in there********
- As soon as I started reading I knew it was Nairn. Lol.cherub
- Did you not do the lick test to rule out mud. Always do the lick test.mort_
- Dogs can lay smoothies. I don't know if that's a comforting or not.garbage
- Another gem from Nairn. Love these!stoplying