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- NBQ00-8
lol, so I matched with a cute French woman on Tinder and we were supposed to meet tomorrow for some casual fun.
She actually works in Blockchain tech/ company. So I jokingly wrote her on Whatsapp “Be my Bitch-coin.”
And she blocked me. I’m such an idiot.
- Teach medrgs
- smoothGuyFawkes
- Wow. you need lessons on being decentnb
- "Stop stealing my moves!"palimpsest
- I thought French women had dark humorNBQ00
- In your mind, how did you see it going?DaveO
- I thought she'd write a crying laugh emoji or something. Didn't think the word bitch is being taken literal or serious these days. When in a joking context.NBQ00
- Um.
'Bitch' has always been one of the most insulting things to call a woman.
I think you need to be re-parented.Continuity - lmfaosea_sea
- yea imo, you can't just call anyone a bitch unless you have history with them and that level of intimacy has been established. lolsea_sea
- i've quickly changed my mind about people, men and women as soon as they cross that line with me.sea_sea
- I didn't call her a bitch. It was supposed to be a silly dumb joke and thought she'd be more open minded.NBQ00
- 'thought she'd be more open minded'
I see. So it's partly her fault, then, that you're a knuckle-dragger, according you.
You're really shitty.Continuity - Oh god, Continuity. Please don’t cancel me.NBQ00
- I'm not doing anything to you that you're aren't already doing to yourself by apparently being a misogynistic caveman.Continuity
- So I jokingly wrote her on Whatsapp “Be my Bitch-coin.”.... sorry but all she read there was "bitch". better luck next time?sea_sea
- Yeah I guess no more dumb jokes. Everyone is offended by everything these days.NBQ00
- NBQ, you don't even realize how off your view of women is. Figure out how to be platonic friends with women- then you will begin to see them as people.sarahfailin
- You don’t know me sarah, so please don’t go all SJW on me. I’m very respectful to women but also sometimes a bit edgy and make dumb jokes.NBQ00
- 'Everyone is offended by everything these days.'
Imagine, someone who got called a bitch by someone who wants to stick his cock in her is offended. Shocking.Continuity - It was supposed to be a naughty “Be my valentine” version and because she works with Blockchain/ Bitcoin.NBQ00
- why you being a lil' bitch about it NB?sea_sea
- Ur a complete and utter fucking tool. The fact you come on here bragging about "matching" with a "cute French girl" for "casual fun" exemplifies what a completeKhurram
- Ur a complete and utter fucking tool. The fact you come on here bragging about "matching" with a "cute French girl" for "casual fun" exemplifies what a completeKhurram
- and utter fucking tool you really are.Khurram
- see what i did there? just sayin'...sea_sea
- Cont, don’t be a cunt. I did not call her a bitch. I wrote “Be my Bitch-coin”. Jesus Christ, bring on the pitchforks on me. Whip me for I have sinneth.NBQ00
- ...making a bad joke/ word-play.NBQ00
- She wasn't mad you were calling her a bitch, which you were, she was mad you were joking about Bitcoin.palimpsest
- Fuck you. You caled her a bitch, and not only do you know it. And it's no-one here's fault — and certainly not the woman who rightly blanked you — that ...Continuity
- ... you're not only either too stupid or too badly raised to realise it, but you also try to deflect the blame for your failings on her.
Get fucked.Continuity - You’re so uptight, Continuity. Grab a beer and relax a bit. I don’t blame her at all. I made a dumb joke and thought she’d be cool about it...NBQ00
- Whatever you say, PUA Bro.Continuity
- ...cause it was meant to be a word-play on Bitcoin and a naughty be my valentine version. Whatever. The outrage-culture. Oh the humanatee.NBQ00
- You are eye-wateringly stupid.Continuity
- She blocked because you're clearly a loser. Don't worry, you can turn your life around. First: learn how to interact with people and learn what a joke is.nb
- what's most bizarre is how you thought it may turn out any other way than it has.fadein11
- You’re making a big fuss about it. This is the outrage culture we live in now. Getting offended by everything. Rock n’ roll is over.NBQ00
- lolfadein11
- I really thought I could share a little stupid funny story on here and then I get outrage-SJW-response... As if I care much that she blocked me.NBQ00
- Was a stupid joke, I thought she’d be cool about it but no. Oh well, I won’t meet her. It will be another one and I guess I should make less dumb jokes nowadaysNBQ00
- Especially to not offend the fine knights of QBN.NBQ00
- Bitchcoin IS funny. You only placed it way too early.SimonFFM
- Not trying to attack you NBQ. Trying to help you understand. Other people's feelings are valid - you would do well to understand them better.sarahfailin
- How about "be my Doge" would she offended by it? If she asked what u mean you could say that you love Doge position with laugh cry emoji.Beeswax
- It was way too risky way too early and you know this hence why you called yourself an idiot.StoicLevels
- show her this post, she'll laugh and forgive you :)_niko
- Yes Stoic & Simon, that’s what I mean. Hence I wrote “I’m an idiot”. But we don’t need to make such a big fuss about it as if I just murdered somebody.NBQ00
- Sounds like it'd far better responded if you actually murdered someone and wrote about it here. Glad she blocked you, she'd bore you to deathBeeswax
- all these bitches downvoting you on whatsapp and morning forest runs.. don't worry dude, i bet it's the same girl with multiple accountscoleridge
- i'm with simon, too soon man.renderedred
- Yes apparently https://www.youtube.…NBQ00
- Just my 2cent as a French guy, but I don’t think the tinder catch phrase thing people do here work there. We’re not into small talkdyspl
- And cheeky -and kinda cheesy- one line openers are not a thing either.dyspl
- lol, you called her a bitch dude, it's not even in the realm of naughty valentine stuffmonospaced
- I did not call her a bitch, you bitch. Lol. I wrote “Be my Bitch-coin.” Not “You’re a bitch.”NBQ00
- LOLpango
- Maybe she was thinking if this is how you act when you don't even know her yet, what more you would do later?pango
- Ya can't blame her for not having the kind of humour you were expecting her to have. Was all on you buddy.pango
- And French tend to see American people as kinda trashy-frat especially after the last 4years. You just played right into that stigma....dyspl
- P.s. so you're saying you didn't call her a bitch but instead you want her to be a bitch. For you? *Slow claps* lolpango
- It's just funny that you're thinking you've rustled jimmies and are a victim of cancel culture. I think the consensus is you lack game and don't get women.garbage
- Literally and figuratively.garbage
- ^^Exactly, you're such an un-calibrated, sexually frustrated chode, the fact that you think you were going to have a casual encounter, is what's most hilarious.Khurram
- And it had nothing to do with your "bitchcoin" joke. You reek of a desperate horny guy who doesn't have sex. And you come here with your "humble brag". Right.Khurram
- I mean seriously, imagine how much of a loser you must be in life, that you come on a forum like this, daily, looking for validation.Khurram
- "I almost fucked a French hottie guise! Check me out!! And she was FRENCH! You know they're up for it! Oooh lala!"Khurram
- Anyways. Thx for the laughpango
- Hey man, if I called any female friend of mine bitch thirty years ago I would get my ass kicked. Joke or notoey_oey
- Nothing to do with everybody gets offended by everything nowadays.oey_oey
- People Git offended before too but more people are listening to them nowoey_oey
- even if you got close enough that doesn't mean that joke would work anyways, too soon or notoey_oey
- Weird times nowadays, having to respect people.oey_oey
- You will do better next time. But maybe no baguette jokes eitheroey_oey
- Seriously!!!... who uses WhatsApp! And yeah maybe t'joke would have worked had you said *you* wanted to be her 'bitchy-coin'... whatever that is.shapesalad
- The reality could be she was a bot and was never even real. Did you have a video chat with her?StoicLevels
- NBQ's french hottie:
https://steamuserima…_niko - NBQ's french hottie (part deux):
https://thumbs.dream…StoicLevels - Ok, I’m going to read 72 side notes. Brbmaquito
- I think even my wife would’ve told me to fuck-off, even if she would’ve got the joke of me being a dick, blah.. You went too far.maquito
- However, it’d been a fine pun if you were some sort of stand-up comedian with certain “permits”, instead of some random jerk with an insulting pick up linemaquito
- Hahaha lol. Anything else?NBQ00
- remember to wear clean underwear.pango
- Is this the most commented post?SimonFFM
- Not yet Simonoey_oey
- Why don’t people have a sense of humour anymore?Chimp
- Ask Continuity and KhurramNBQ00
- Fuck yourself.Continuity
- lolNBQ00
- that went well hahahasted