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  • i_monk5

    The new job is pretty sweet so far. I have an office. My first office ever. I should bring in a plant, right?

    My job has two parts: listen to people complain about how things are done and advise/implement fixes for their terribly deficient production process; and do a complete audit of their brand and brand architecture and redesign the whole thing.

    Hey, my door's always open.

    • What's the sunlight situation? I'm kind of a plant fiend and yes you should get one.garbage
    • Get a fern. They give off the most oxygenstoplying
    • I'm thinking indicajaylarson
    • lol @ jaygarbage
    • A Peace Lilly is the best if you're thinking indoor air quality, but everyone has them.garbage
    • I'd go for a Persian Shield, or if you have a window with plenty of light get yourself a Sarracenia purpurea.garbage
    • Side note: Do we have a plant of the day thread?garbage
    • pot plant, obviouslyGnash
    • and congrats. well deserved.Gnash
    • sarracenia purpurea... hmmm... I have a facebook image that's just right for you.Nanocephalic
    • bah, i can't find it. Oh well, you'll have to wonder what it was... forever.Nanocephalic
    • Having an office really highlights how stupid the whole open office space crap is, doesn't it?zarkonite
    • This delivers! I'm going to get an aloe vera plant as I just witnessed first hand how even a second degree burn can be healed in hours. fucking pizza panjaylarson
    • @jay Indirect light and water when the soil gets dry, probably every two weeks. If you don't actually use them it will get heavy and you'll be lousy with aloe.garbage
    • No sunlight at all, unfortunately. The sole window looks into the corridor and the nearest windows are around obstructed corners or through other offices.i_monk
    • i keep bidding on job lots of mad shit online from the auction house around the corner from my work, if i ever loose my job i'm gonna need a mover to come in.kingsteven
    • Hmm. Either a snake plant or some type of fern.garbage
    • A giant multi level venus fly trap, with enough traps that if they combined into one they could easily devour a human.mg33

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