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    Amazon and anyone else for that matter who thinks that this is in any way, shape, or form, a good idea.

    https://www.theverge.com/2017/10…

    Yes. Let Amazon continuously monitor your home *and* let someone be able to unlock your door. What could possibly go wrong?

    Fuck the internet of everything, fuck smart assistants, fuck talking clocks, fuck little bleeping boxes who tell you you need more bog roll, fuck lightbulbs that don't work because they need a firmware update. Fuck it all to fucking fuck.

    • And don't start with this tinfoil hat 'oh but your mobile phone is listening to you all the time' shite. Mobile phones don't have a key to my front door.face_melter
    • If I ever get anything iot, it's going to be something I built from scratch.section_014
    • +1
      that last paragraph
      https://www.youtube.…
      :-)
      Bluejam
    • and our couriers are happy to have to go into any old shit-hole because they're just fleshy drones who will do it or be replacedFax_Benson
    • ^^ I was leaning more towards this:
      https://www.youtube.…
      about 1:50 in.
      face_melter
    • @face_melter
      https://media.tenor.…
      Bluejam
    • I just use Amazon Locker. It's usually on the way home anyway.garbage
    • Avoid using Amazon! Ive boycotted it for years. Been meaning to root my phone to a linux based next and set a Rasberry pi to host my own internet and I'm free!mugwart
    • Shop local, build relationships with communities etc. Fucking smile to your bus driver and avoid this cooperate shit.mugwart
    • cunts!mugwart
    • this is a good idea. the funny part is everyone complaining. just don't sign up for the service dipshit.imbecile
    • not too sure what everyone is afraid of. theft from an employee who is completely trackable by a company who is responsible for them?imbecile
    • or that they're going to rape you and your kids when none of you are home. because that's a total possibility...imbecile
    • for me its a psychological one. You have given permission to a coperation, one that listens to your house, watches your house and now gives enterence.mugwart
    • isnt the owner of this on a major cia board of commitees or something I read?mugwart
    • We give up any and all privacy with the other digital information we create being network traffic, direct deposit, electronic locks, plus all our phone data.imbecile
    • Digital information is not physical entry into your property.face_melter
    • http://www.qbn.com/r…sofas
    • true face, but allowing someone in your home is consensual and far from the most dangerous thing people do each day. consider me signed upimbecile
    • my neighbors have a key to my house. A girl I no longer date still has a key to my house. Individuals should choose their own levels of trust.imbecile
    • barking like this, that no one should have it because you don't want it makes you sound like a bigger idiot than i know you to be.imbecile
    • Good for you.face_melter

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