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- hans_glib15
it's the wife's birthday today. obsessed with her weight, she had requested a juicer.
a juicer ffs. who really wants a juicer ever, let alone for a birthday present???
so i got her some lovely shoes instead. and re-covered the box to make it look like juicer packaging.
the disappointment when she unwrapped the box spoke volumes. 'oh, great, a fucking juicer' said her eyes. "oh, that's just what i wanted. did you get me some oranges so i can try it out?" she said, trying to sound thrilled.
then she opened the box and found a pair of these instead.
well done the daughters for giving me the heads-up... now she really was thrilled.
juicer indeed.
- haha - brilliant.fadein11
- nice!uan
- hans, will you marry medrgs
- where does one even get an empty juicer box?scruffics
- *swoon*detritus
- You Sir, have understood women. Congrats.Longcopylover
- happy wife, happy lifepablo28
- I've been doing it the wrong way roundFax_Benson
- like wraping a vacuum cleaner in a hermès box?uan
- it's really hard to find juicers that fit into shoe boxes. you have to dismantle them.Fax_Benson
- I love how you've got loads of kudos here despite broadcasting to the world that your wife is "obsessed with her weight". Don't show her this post. = )Muncher
- I love how you've got loads of kudos here despite broadcasting to the world that your wife is "obsessed with her weight". Don't show her this post. = )Muncher
- https://media.giphy.…moldero
- https://media.giphy.…moldero
- Juicers can make you gain weight since it removes the fiber and leaves the sugar.robotron3k
- Women can be so damn hard.CyBrainX
- Except she's REALLY thinking -- "Great, just what I wanted, leprechaun fucking business shoes".fyoucher1
- maybe she needs them for office christmas parties?hotroddy
- goes well with a red panthotroddy
- ...but you know she really wants a juicer too though right?see_thru
- That's bullshit - it would take a lorry load to impact your weight from a fruit sugar perspective.see_thru
- https://www.bbcgoodf…detritus
- https://www.theguard…detritus
- Hold on — did she already have these in mind, or did you also take a highly risky leap into the unknown and ..*gasp*.. choose them for her? I'd not dare!detritus
- "where does one even get an empty juicer box?"
- scrufficsmort_ - I'd love a juicer...pango
- lol pango.we all need love.detritus
- i almost spit out my grapes fyoucher1bklyndroobeki
- i'm with pangobklyndroobeki
- https://media.giphy.…Ramanisky2