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- hotroddy8
I AM HEATED RIGHT NOW!!
I NEED TO VENT!!!!!
So I went to Walmart to get some stuff. I noticed this lady was staring at me in the same aisle I was in. No big deal. I moved to the next aisle and here she comes. Again... STARING! So now I'm like, "What the fuck is her problem?!" I finish up my shopping and head to the cashier. Guess who is there ahead of me? Right. The staring lady! She turns around and starts staring at me again. So I start playing with my phone because at this point it's getting weird. Super uncomfortable!Finally she says, "I want to apologize for staring at you, but you look just like my son who passed away." I thought to myself, "It makes sense now." I felt kind of bad for thinking she was a weirdo and said, "Sorry for your loss." She says, "Thank you...but I have a favor to ask. I know it's weird and I'll understand if you don't want to, but can you give me a hug and say 'Bye Mama"? Inside I was like HECK NO crazy lady, but I know people have different ways of getting over a loss so I went ahead and did it. She smiles, thanks me, and leaves. The cashier rings up my stuff and the total comes out to $100.87 and I'm like, Hold up. I just bought a few things and I knew it should have been like $20. The cashier then tells me that my total was included with my mom's. I'm like, "WTH?!" She said, "Your mom said you were paying for her stuff along with your things. I told her that that woman was NOT my mom. She said, "Well I saw you hug her and heard you call her mama." I'm like WTF!!? Nooooooo!! I can't believe this! I flew out of the store looking for this bitch, ready to drag her back in the store by her hair!!! I see her loading up her car and I started running towards her. She saw me and jumped in her car so fast. I got to her just as she was putting her leg in, and I started pulling her leg. She struggled but I kept pulling until her wooden leg popped off right in my hands!! Im thinking, OMFG! Is this really happening right now?!
So I dropped the wooden leg and grabbed her other leg and started pulling...
Just like I'm pulling yours right now! If I got you good, feel free to upvote.- FIRST MISTAKE:
I WENT TO WALMART!GeorgesII - ^ ahahahahahahahasureshot
- hate it when that happensFax_Benson
- When did you get to Bel Air?face_melter
- nice anecdote for BBQs and cocktail parties.sureshot
- I didnt believe you because 1) you are in LA, 2) its too far to drive from the hipster areas or walmart closed down their la stores from news i remember.yurimon
- Brilliantcruddlebub
- I hope you kept the leg as recompenseFax_Benson
- Did you pay for the shopping? Because it's a pretty shit thing to do to your mum if you didn't.face_melter
- yuri, proving it's not truemonospaced
- yuri, the blind naysayer, again has no idea what he's talking about. #gofigureimbecile
- facepalm @ yurid_gitale
- as told by Tom Waits ;) https://www.youtube.…oilpan
- Ok and the end is ? and fuck off with this "upvote me" thing, are you some kind of fucking ho ?********
- hahahahaha! good one, good one!sofakingback
- oilpan, out of nowhere with the source!monospaced
- hehe, noice!********
- haha.fadein11
- i get it just busting your chops. but for what its worth 99 % of qbn wood.yurimon
- There's one walmart in la and its in deep hood inglewood. True story.shellie
- http://www.qbn.com/r…prophetone
- TLDRKrassy
- Note to self....stay away from Walmartutopian
- I was with you until the cashier said you were to pay. It-, and they, don't work like that.Peter
- good one!a_aachen
- oilpan out of nowhere with the saucehotroddy
- better when tom waits told itjohnny_wobble
- it's been updated for the kidshotroddy
- You mean bastard. her son died and all you care about is the $80 mistake. Heartless.canuck
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