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    Woke up this morning at about 7am. Felt fine, chucked a load of sheets in the washing machine then came and got back in to bed. As I lay down I felt the most good awful pain in my core... At first it felt like kidney pain but it's also my diaphragm and liver area. I literally can't get up out of bed or even turn over, it's absolute and complete agony haha - Wtf...

    At least I can reach my phone and last night's joint in the ash tray.

    Hopefully it eases up soon otherwise I fear this might be it.

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    • Don't die homie, QBN needs you.
      Get well.
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    • appendix? won't go away with pot and sleep. get well soonuan
    • go see a doctor.uan
    • all jokes aside..go see a doc homie.sureshot
    • It's eased up a bit, I'm up and about but fuck me does it hurt. Not good. Pretty sure it's not my appendix at least.
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    • That pasty's still inside, and now it's eating you.detritus
    • pasty? what do you eat on daily basis? you still alive?yurimon
    • you need to find a nice young lass to take care of you broh.yurimon
    • Kidney stone?stoplying
    • it's the pasty. Severe heartburn and maybe acid reflux. appendix pain would be lower.Gnash
    • Drink water
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    • Drink water lol thanks doctor tezza
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    • Definitely not heartburn. I think I might have strained my kidneys or diaphragm with an odd maneuver. It hurt like no one
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    • Though very possible that pasty has reformed in to it's original shape somewhere in my intestines
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    • Drink water and change socks. Fixes everything
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    • http://static.fjcdn.…pango
    • I blame the pasty. Feel better.garbage
    • The opening line inspired me to write some rap...see_thru
    • So it was relentless all of yesterday, was hoping it would ease up by this morning but it's still utterly debilitating...
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    • My girlfriend is trying to force me to go to A&E but I don't want to. I think I probably should, but I don't want to.
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    • Just go man.
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    • A&E?Gnash
    • It's your appendix. The pain from a burst appendix can be deferred anywhere in your core. I know because mine burst three years ago.i_monk
    • damn, monk.Gnash
    • Sceptic shock can kill you
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    • It's not my appendix
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    • Went to hospital yesterday... they reckon I've pulled a muscle haha, wtf. Really doesn't feel like muscle pain but good news at least.
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    • At 7am I was thinking I might have to reevaluate my life and almost certainly stop drinking, by 7pm I was back in the pub.
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    • hernia? did they do an ultrasound?Gnash
    • All they did was a urine test. It was all a bit blasé. The pain is easing up now anyway.
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    • period cramps?Gnash
    • cack muscleyurimon
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