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Just spent the last ten minutes walking around the supermarket whispering "bratwurst" into people's ears. Thoroughly entertained myself.
Think I'm finally losing it
- That was you!!!dee-dubs
- I do that all the time. Relax, it will become second nature.sureshot
- what you say before you slip it in, sureshot?monospaced
- Wow.garbage
- hahajaylarson
- @mono cant say. All I can say is that I am a true connaisseur.sureshot
- Also I bought some bratwurst********
- yessureshot
- Now that I think about it, the time-tested Sureshot Method™ is walking around the supermarket waggling bratwurst into people's ears.garbage
- https://upload.wikim…feel
- I found if you look at them as if it was a question afterwards they really get freaked out********
- Say it as a statement and then look as if it was a question********
- a bit rapeymonospaced
- btw ..er.. what bratwurst were they, and from where - if you don't mind me asking?
i've been on the hunt for quality dogs, yodetritus - They were from Aldi, hah. I'm loath to recommend them but I have to say they were pretty good to my ignorant palate...********
- lol @ Aldidogsgarbage
- The fact that you did this at Aldi makes it so much better.garbage
- From Aldi ? those are bratwurst made with dogs and cats (imported from China)********
- grow up, loser********
- It's the second time I've ever been, it's a whole new trivial experience for me. A twilight world of sorts. I got a weeks shopping for about £7********
- I'm going back.********
- Our one in Brighton has a bouncer on the door at weekends. Fucking brilliant.********
- Lol @ grow up loser********
- "It's always advisable to go through life on the wrong side of the road". Alejandro Dolinamaquito
- @set, I mean it.maquito
- I usually grab some coins before heading to train stations since there are phone booths and then I call random numbers and tell them where I'm heading.maquito
- You wouldn't believe how many random people really get into listening to my plans. It's amazing.maquito
- Anyway, I'm getting drunk pretty fast and that's the reason I wrote that cheesy, stupid and nonsense quote, and I'm writing this.maquito
- *searching for the drunk threadmaquito
- Mmm Aldifleisch!detritus