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Sting admits to "sexing up"
i'm dumbfounded..:
Sting has confessed that he "sexed up" tales of his Tantric lovelife to impress Bob Geldof on a drunken nigh…
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no contest
....there really is, no contest....
creeping jesus!
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anderlecht songbook
any of you lovely hirsute, but incredibly clean belgians out there got some 'learn in ten minutes' songs, i can learn in ten minut…
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favourite golfing apparel?
personally i like a Hippo thermal upstairs and downstairs to set me off, then possibly some Aquasctum thornproof twills. socks oft…
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hi, i'm michael carver...
and i've been signed off work for 4 weeks, but now i'm back behind my desk....so, yeah, as you were..stand easy....
"enjoy the …
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gave the job to a gay!
yesterday, i gave a job to a Gay. much to the chagrin of the higher echelons of my company, i asserted my position of creative di…
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e.london karaoke hire(cheap)
anybody recommend a reasonably priced karaoke hire, i'm just organising the office xmas bash for next thursday. i decided it'd be …
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for dutch boys
somebody in my office, somebody that i'm in charge of(i'm charge of 15 people, 45 when the boss was ill)-anyway, somebody told me …
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natalie inbruglio gig tonight?
any body going, its at the empire, had tickets for the animals on thursday but the fuckers cancelled. shame they've banned smoking…
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photoshop worker wage
i got to hire a photoshop worker this week, london based..as i'm in marketing i'm not really sure what to offer?? i had two people…
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Called back IN!
hi dudes and dudettes!
i had actually planned to take this week off, went back to ireland for golf and quim, however, i had to do…
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this is hilarious
hahaha, we (or I had the final say)hired this bloke called Rob Noyes, hahaha, it's hilarious, cos i call him NO YES! i invented th…
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my secretary can't sit!
my secretary(i'm in charge of 16 people) can't sit down cos he went and got a guiche at the weekend! should i give him the boot fo…
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Home Safes
i've just had 3 home safes fitted in my holiday home on the west coast of ireland. i got a few 'things' i need to keep locked away…
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Pay rise this friday
this friday my department , and me are getting a pay rise. this is the the third pay rise i've had in the relatively short time i…
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Fenerbahce Bethnal Green
arite boys, anybody going down the The Hare for the Fenerbahce game tonight. i'll be there with all my turkish friends and i will …
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promotion michael
i am now in charge of 24 people, if things go well, by christmas i may be in charge of roughly 36-40!!!!!!
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how many folk under you
how many folk are you currently in charge of??
the most i have been in charge of is probably 30, at one time! where as recently w…
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salary rise in april??
anybody getting one??
daft eh?
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your PA/secretary's name
so,what's your secretary's name, mine's called Janice Rowell, and my P.A, thats's the bird that books my flights and stuff, is cal…