no contest
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- carver
....there really is, no contest....
creeping jesus!
- stimuli0
Christ on a bike!
- MrBixler0
My ciabatta is the size of a small baby's arm and my battenburg looks like a linesmans flag! What do they want, the moon on a stick? There's simply no contest here, and no mistake.
- Jnr_Madison0
Vibrating bum face goats.
- Blofeldt0
Jesus H Christ!
- carver0
hahaha, on a bike, hahaha, sooperb....on the cross bar, hahaha..anyway. went into a rather quaint shop the other day, in fact it was a shoppe, that quaint, anyway, i felt this sort of itch on the back of my cleft, and then, and then...so i says to the old euphonium behind the counter- "do you, perhaps by chance have a chocolate horn"-so she paddles off to find a chocolate horn comes back and says no!, so i enquires to the procurement of a cheese comb-same story, comes back, soory no, sorry, no cheese combs!! so, i'm upto ninety by this point, so i says- oh little hairy one, have you got a (listen) a 'cy-ad-bunny's flyee-ikee' -she disappears, comes back ten minutes later, ten minutes, with a cadbury's flake!! she taking the piss or what?? strumpet!
- unknown0
see - even old ladies (that likely smell of urine) prefer branded products, so perhaps there is a contest after all.
- carver0
i was in norwich on a business trip yesterday right, and you know what, this bloke walks up to me and you'll never guess what he said, you'll never guess.......he says-"Yis, an'he want a fule ter roid'im,will yew cum?" i says excuse me mate, and he says-"Yis, an'he want a fule ter roid'im,will yew cum?"-then he starts shouting-"He'yer fa'got a dickey, bor?--He'yer fa'got a dickey, bor?" i hailed a cab and left! business trip my arse!
- unknown0
by jove!
- MrBixler0
Can I borrow a tenner?
- canadian0
Christ on a cracker!
- BonSeff0
jumpin jesus on a pogo stick!
- unknown0
how bout this instead bixler:
