my secretary can't sit!
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- carver
my secretary(i'm in charge of 16 people) can't sit down cos he went and got a guiche at the weekend! should i give him the boot for that, you know in my opinion, secretaries should be chicks right, but this guy is the son of this woman i've been seeing and i promised to give him a job in return for quim. so, what do i do, he useless right, he's got a lisp when he answers the phone and leaves olive stones allover the parish! (don't get me wrong i've no problem with 'alternative lifestyles', veggies and that) but just to crown it, he can't sit down you see, cos he got a guiche at the weekend! says he did it cos he's a depeche mode fan...i mean, christ allmighty, i'm a chilli peppers fan but i don't walk around at work with my cock in a sock...not during the day anyway. any guidnace on this one. ps. this thread is probably only relevant to folk that are in charge of a few people, it's a management thing, no silly answers from painters and potters and student designer pot heads please. daft eh?
- tny0
back with a vengeance!
- cosmo0
"i'm a chilli peppers fan but i don't walk around at work with my cock in a sock"
man that line was hilarious.
- HumanMale0
What the fuck is a guiche?
- flavorful0
In one of the meeting rooms you should make him write, "I will not a get a guiche over the weekend.", 100 times on the white board.
Then when he is done erase it.
With the sock that is on your cock.
And tell him to keep writing until he can sit down.
- gruntt0
What the fuck is a guiche?
HumanMale
(Oct 26 05, 08:46)do a google image search.
i dare ya.
- gruntt0
hook him to the chair with his guiche.
- HumanMale0
do a google image search.
i dare ya.
gruntt
(Oct 26 05, 08:47)Not while I'm at work and my boss is sat behind me... thanks for the heads-up though...
- gruntt0
humanmale - in that case i'll tell ya... it's a piercing of the baws.
- HumanMale0
Damn... that guy's got a punani?!
Tranny alert... You've got some fucked up employment ideas man.
Jeez.
- tny0
'no silly answers from painters and potters and student designer pot heads please.'
- carver0
not quite the 'baws'..gruntt, theeeee ole' perineum to be exact! and eh,takes 4-6 month to heal! so, looks like i'll be having a 'standing secretary' for a few month yet. hahaha, i should give him a left home, when i'm off to his mothers(she's 48).. on my moto guzzi,(£13,000 approx) that'll rattle his Jackson Flan!
- kbags0
What's a guiche?
What's a quim?Is that actionscript lingo?
- jevad0
hahahaha
- pascii0
c'mon mickey, i know you like pierced men
- Rand0
what's yr salary these days, carver?
- carver0
what... all told?? so you mean, my job, PLUS writing fees from US trade mags, Pelting tuition and 2 day a month coaching at the golf club??? GUESS!!
- tkmeister0
why don't you just fire him.
you'll find another lady. life is too short for wasting your time on talentless fucker...
- Rand0
65k?
- carver0
well, lets just say when i went down to buy a belt buckle from xantos, i got it engraved : MICHAEL NORTON CARVER SNAKEHIPS CRAFTY (in italics) 56K
get it back for the weekend, i''m out on friday night! daft eh?
- kelpie0
that has to be one big belt mikey...