gave the job to a gay!
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- carver
yesterday, i gave a job to a Gay. much to the chagrin of the higher echelons of my company, i asserted my position of creative director and copywriter( i get £56k by the way)- and said to the pin-striped triumvirate, the gay IS the best person for the job, he can join MY team(obviously, as long as i don't need to sit beside him). but i feel i have done my company and the gay a huge favour by employing a 'person', inspite of their dubious sexual orientation, although they were NOT the best person for the job i believe in making groundbreaking decisions like the one i made yesterday. i am a bit of a live and let live sort of bloke. i invest in people, my people...daft eh?
- phatlee0
twat
- ********0
carver are you telling us you salary on purpose to annoy folk. Every bloody thread you respond to its I earn £56k, i earn £56k, i earn £56k, for fuck sake give it a rest!!!!!!!!
- phatlee0
....full of shit!!!
- menia0
so, when the gay does crappy job its gonna be your fault right? you said he wasnt the best man for the job
- rasko40
well carver you really are a generous chap in offering the job to a GAY, goodness, you'll be offering negroes work next!
now get a hold of yourself you dumb fuck.
- ********0
yip!
- sexypixel0
he's just having a laugh.
- ********0
what a cock!
- jox0
What do you want, a fucking medal? Why don't you take it to the next level and hire a black person?
*shakes head*
- jox0
If this happen to be a weird april fools thing of some sort, you'd be as stupid as if this was true.
- sexypixel0
i think hes takin the piss out of the gay or asian thread, and someone gave him a hard time in here ages ago over earning $56k and it has obviouslty scared him for life cause he never shuts up about it.
- blackspade0
classic
- josimar0
carver has gay issues, it's so obvious. I did laugh at his thread though and good use of the word chagrin even though he should save that kind of thing for his salary review meetings, not lil' old NT.
- sexypixel0
Wheres TheTeacher?
- dave_bxcr0
this crowd is so easy to upset
haha
- smellvetica0
haha!
- smellvetica0
was the gay the only one in his village?
- jox0
Maybe he just hired a happy person, after all?
- carver0
well, i see myself as somebody that CAN make difference, i know that maybe some other company may have hired the gay, then again, maybe not. i know quite a few people that wouldn't touch 'them' with a barge pole, or even something considerably longer.
not me though, as i can safely say, that if we were hiring again i'd consider hiring another gay. but i must say, i am looking forward to tuesday when i 'unveil' the gay, so to speak!
- TheTeacher0
Poor old carver, he always was a lost soul, stare he would, out of the windows during class, across the school fields and into the distance, a real dreamer, ambling without reason in his little fantasy world.
Its just a shame he couldn't quite adjust to reality, couldn't face the dark truth about the world as it is, the naked reality of a cold humanity, the pain and the sorrow would finish that boy whether he recognized it or not, spent far too much energy disguising the truth, repressing his urges, fooling himself.
And cost him dearly it did oh yes, make no mistake a marriage based upon lies and deceit are bad enough but when one is living a lie in its entirety then only trouble lies ahead.
I tried to help him so I did, I would hold his hand through his awful dreams, I would watch over him as he fantasised and it wasn't pretty I can tell you. An overactive imagination has the old carver yes indeed, horrific scenes of writhing meat and leather, bodily fluids in goblets of olde, feasts of flesh served raw on the bone, girating, pulsating, beating and tearing, hard in and hard out as the fingernails pierce, as full as can be, the cavities burst, a shocking insight to the mind of a sordid soul, a repressed individual not ready to be himself but soon, soon the urge will take him over, soon he will open himself to the possibilities of another kind of love, a lust, a need. I am already there at that juncture in time mickey carver, for me time is no barrier, there is no linear path for I am omnipotent, I am the ethereal, I am the wind and I am the vacuum of space, I am the atom and the anti-matter, I am in you as much as the blood in your veins and the air in your lungs. Realise this and ye shall become free, open yourself mickey carver you are ready to receive. Aren't you ready to receive carver? Aren't you waiting to take it inside you, deep inside mickey deep inside.
I can see the truth in the neon lights of your eyes, blatant you are, obvious indeed, an open book. Oh yes and a dirty book at that, open yourself mickey. Yes, unveil yourself.