Star Wars Episode VII

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  • pango0

    I'm gonna call it! Luke will die in the next movie!

    • yeah, would not be surprising...docpoz
    • https://www.youtube.…ETM
    • No, they will do that in 9.. Leila will die next .. Or chewieautoflavour
    • They should never kill off Chewie. Any actor can play him, and he could live through decades (centuries!) of SW movies.nb
    • Killing him off would cost the studio a lot of money in lost merchandising opportunities!nb
  • scarabin0

    and... dogear.

    on a lighter note, here's harrison ford when he was still just a carpenter on the set of star wars.

    • What?! Star war was his first movie?! He was a Carpenter?pango
    • he was in good shapepinkfloyd
    • He was a carpenter, but this photo is from 1970. And he was already acting before SW... American Graffiti for example.ETM
    • So, yes he was a carpenter at one point... no this is not the Star Wars set.ETM
    • ^ correctionscarabin
    • he built shit for rich people in hollywood.zenmasterfoo
    • Jesus was also a carpenter. Just so you know.sureshot
    • Princess Leia wanted that six packpinkfloyd
    • Sooo... before Apocalypse NowWeyland
  • autoflavour2

  • docpoz-1

    The Falcon is flown with a combination of analogue and motion controls. How do you not know this?

    • ha - well I have never really thought about it as I don't actually care. My point was you never really see them using controls as you would in other ships. Butfadein11
    • it was a light-hearted comment, not meant for serious analysis )fadein11
  • fadein11-3

    Does anyone know how the Falcon is flown? Whoever is flying it regardless of the elaborate acrobatics they are performing just sits in front of a hug control panel with a couple of levers not really doing anything.
    Hand and Chewie in the asteroid belt.
    Rey in the downed Star Destroyer.
    Lando in Death Star II.
    I know its part of its charm but I imagine it must be quite tricky controlling that ship with one lever and a load of flashing lights?

    • *huge *Hanfadein11
    • You are aware it's a movie, right? ; )dopepope
    • I imagine it's a lot like the self driving cars of today, but with an asteroid avoidance feature as an upgrade_niko
    • The cockpit changed in the movies. By ROTJ their were yokes for the pilots.ETM
    • The yokes are clearly visible in TFA. Here's a shot of the set piece:
      http://ichef.bbci.co…
      ETM
    • cool - but never used if you watch the desert scene. I was just being light-hearted anyway.fadein11
    • Argh! Just noticed: their = there.ETM
    • It's that one big lever that Han so obviously uses in the new episode.. That's all u needautoflavour
    • I've never thought much of it, but assume that lever is the throttle.ETM
    • Star Wars is not what you call hard sci-fi...jagara
    • ^ETM
    • It's mostly AImonospaced
  • autoflavour0

    the real bombshell is that Rey is actually daughter of Luke and Leia.. game of thrones stylee

    • force is extra strong with the special sauceautoflavour
  • 20020

    Rey sister of Kylo who is son of Solo and Leia

    • <fadein11
    • They would know how many kids they have wouldn't they? I'm still betting on "Luke's daughter"pango
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  • sea_sea1

    about kylo ren and the first order, the costume design was impeccable imo.

  • jagara0

    Maz Kanata looks as crap as Snoke. If this is Yodas replacement, they could come up with something a bit better than an orange with goggles.

    • DO NOT CRITICISE THE GENIUS MOVIEfadein11
    • SORRY IT'S AMAZING THEN :)jagara
    • THANKS - PEOPLE DON'T LIKE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM ROUND HEREfadein11
    • Apparently, I'm not alone: http://collider.com/…jagara
    • BAD CG FOR SURE.pango
    • jeez fadein, i think this may be your longest tantrum yetscarabin
    • http://pre11.deviant…burd-turglar
    • jeez Scarabin why do you care so much?fadein11
    • i don't, just making an observationscarabin
    • by all means, continuescarabin
    • https://i.ytimg.com/… why are you upsetburd-turglar
    • Continue what? - commenting on your v.old SW news you post as if new?fadein11
    • what's next - Rey lives in an AT-AT's hoof?
      jesus - lighten up... on one hand you post pics of your homemade lightsabers and then get all stroppy when
      fadein11
    • yeah this character had a blurry CGI look, really out of place. and kinda a shit character too.inteliboy
    • @pango CG or puppet, that's not the point. The design is totally generic and unmemorable. Grapefruit with goggles.jagara
    • your little bitchfit. i disagreed with you days ago and you're still upset about it.

      move on, buddy
      scarabin
    • someone points out your geek-find isn't that new. Stop thinking you rule Star Wars or I will have to use my jedi mind timeline on you lol... chill dude :)fadein11
    • Some kind of citrus fruit.jagara
    • lol. i never suggested anything was new, no idea why you're focusing so hard on that.scarabin
    • the only reason i even said anything about it was because you were being curiously hostile about it. i couldn't give a shit about being timelinedscarabin
    • Scarabin - who cares - your post was old - relax. move on. we know you love SW. so do I. stop caring so much. May the force be with you.fadein11
    • Rei lives in an at-at?!?pango
    • ^ see above. i have zero beef with you man, just find it odd that you're flipping out over everything todayscarabin
    • you called me a cunt for making a jokey comment (inc. :) ) about you posting geeky SW stuff after saying you had not watched anything. Jeez... you are gettingfadein11
    • bothered calling me a cunt - it was a joke... irony... [SW fan doesn't view anything so as not to spoil film then posts everything the nerds have seen after}fadein11
    • jesus - IT WAS A JOKE. I react to be called a cunt for having a laugh with a fellow(!) nerd.fadein11
    • i posted "everything"? lol. i posted one image about the goggles. man, you are delusionalscarabin
    • for what it's worth i'm sorry i called you a cunt. we cool?scarabin
    • Yes we were never not cool - do you get my point? - you have said numerous times "I DID NOT WATCH A TRAILER OR ANYTHING ETC." before watching the film...fadein11
    • my stupid joke I wish I had never posted now was playing on the irony of now you will keep finding stuff the people who did watch every spoiler vid already knewfadein11
    • Please don't call me a cunt for having a laugh - its an overreaction. Thanks.fadein11
    • posting ONE image about a pair of goggles which was news to many others on the site besides myself hardly constitutes posting "everything" that was "old news".scarabin
    • maybe you just told a shit joke or your sarcasm didn't come through on the internet. if that's the case then it's all a misunderstandingscarabin
    • IT WAS A JOKE... FFS. I was imagining the self imposed media embargoed SW NERD (=you) suddenly discovering a wealth of information as if it was new.fadein11
    • it wasn't that funny - but didn't expect to be called a cunt for it... anyway - this is getting boring - must be a cultural barrier going on. have a good eve.fadein11
    • I thought Larry David taught you guys sarcasm/irony etc... jesus.fadein11
    • make it funny next time and more people may get that it's a joke. goodnightscarabin
    • fuck off arrogant prickfadein11
    • I got several chuckles out of this intergalactic jimmy rustlingburd-turglar
    • you sure toss out the insults easily for someone who claims to be genuinely hurt by being called a cuntscarabin
    • me too, gilgascarabin
    • Certify me scarabin, it is your destinyburd-turglar
    • lol. why?scarabin
    • Originally because I wrote an essay on why God is math in the religion thread. Now it's a matter of upholding traditionburd-turglar
    • relax guises, its only a movie.utopian
    • nah, you're much more reasonable when you want something.scarabin
    • I am reasonable when dealt with reasonably. Don't resist your destinyburd-turglar
    • make being around you not something we have to "deal with" and i'm sure someone will certify you eventually. not that it means anythingscarabin
    • What ever, suit yourselfburd-turglar
    • Wowmonospaced
    • ^what he wrotedopepope
    • the mod just found out his gilga or did he do something stupid?pango
    • grandmother of all minions
      srsly looks like yoda fucked a minion and that's the product, buy it or leave
      sted
    • also kids don't like her
      to notice something positive
      sted
  • scarabin4

    rey's goggles are made of parts from a stormtrooper helmet. nice touch

    • please don't keep posting stuff we all saw months ago now you are reading all the articles you banned yourself from lol :)fadein11
    • why are you being such a cunt? if you're so over the movie, stop clicking on the thread. jeez dude, get a gripscarabin
    • cool. didn't catch that.sofakingback
    • make sense since she's a junker. now i'm just wondering if the staff has any significance.pango
    • being such a cunt???? this was one of the first things nerds noticed and posted on youtube! not being a cunt - its just old news. When did I say I am over thefadein11
    • movie? look at you lol, you are off again - get over yourself - my point was you avoided all this stuff - so its not a revelation dudefadein11
    • are we doing timeline again?pango
    • we get it, you're the world's biggest star wars fan and watched every vid and read every article on the subject. it's okay to let other people geek out on itscarabin
    • that's what this thread is for man, stop trying to control every postscarabin
    • hahaha - I don't spend my spare time building lightsabers and host SW RPGs... what are you on about? You get way too angry dude when challenged.fadein11
    • he used a smiley face emoji, cool your podracer jets there sparkyburd-turglar
    • there's nothing that needed challenging about either of my last posts. that's where you being a cunt comes in. what kind of response were you expecting?scarabin
    • ^ exactamundofadein11
    • lol. hi gilgascarabin
    • And ya pango, staff defitly has a bunch of significance. See utopians post up there with the ren knightsburd-turglar
    • Ayo what's up with you tonight scarabin, you seem kinda tenseburd-turglar
    • it's old news dude - a v.old observation from that trailer which nerds noticed... I was just saying its going to be quite dull if you post a lot of nerdy stufffadein11
    • that has been out there for months just because you gave yourself some weird self imposed SW media drought prior to EpVII.fadein11
    • Trust me I am not the biggest SW fan, I DO NOT HOST SW RPG GAMES and build lightsabers as a hobby... Chill dude. Anyway, spk soon :)fadein11
    • it's one post dude, if you've read it already just do what any normal human being would do and keep scrolling.scarabin
    • it's not up to you to declare what's okay to discuss and i guarantee there will be folks here who didn't see the vid you're talking about.scarabin
    • New news to me and sofaking. Not sure who you meant by "we all saw month ago"pango
    • Such obi Wan thing to sayCALLES
    • I got called a cunt for saying it was old news. Thanks for sharing anywayfadein11
    • http://s3-ec.buzzfed… stop triggering everyone fadein you meany head poopy pantsburd-turglar
    • Nothing wrong with sharing.Hayoth
    • btw scarabin, i'm still waiting on you to certify me, tradition demands it to be soburd-turglar
    • Scarabin - the saint of QBN - never antagonises anyone eh??? hmmmmm.fadein11
    • @Hayoth - sharing is caring :)fadein11
    • thanks, hayothscarabin
    • i dunno fadein, you were being pretty cuntish.inteliboy
    • We should bring timeline back. Saves the argument and everyone just carry on.pango
    • @intelliboy - oh well its QBN - SW man got timelined - who gives a shit.fadein11
    • who gives a rats ass about timelines. not everyone sees everything at the same time. you would think that's a given.sea_sea
    • Lol @ rats ass... sounds like my wife, her fav line. anyway, we're all nerds is the point here. the end.prophetone
    • that's exactly where i'm coming from prophet. and yes, the fact that we're all on here talking about SW definitely makes us nerds. lolsea_sea
    • https://media0.giphy…burd-turglar
    • Hey, here is where evereyone is.sureshot
    • I didn't read all these cunty notes but I hadn't seen this until nowset
    • Sorry guys but Scarabin AKA Kylo Ren called me a cunt for making a joke he didn't get. I wasted 20mins of my life explaining last night and he still didn'tfadein11
    • get it... The irony was lost clearly. But heyho it's all good - he often acts up like that.fadein11
    • star waaaaaarssss.. nothing but staaaar waaarssss!!!docpoz
    • I wonder what Obi 1 has to say about all this.sureshot
    • geez, 35 extra messages.. can someone just give me a quick summary?autoflavour
    • ^ yep - Scarabin turned into a whiney bitch again.fadein11
    • To be fair you're the only whiny little twit I can see here. What the fuck is up with you?set
    • Don't really appreciate being called a cunt for cracking a joke.fadein11
    • christ, fadein, you're still on this? lol.

      you made a shit joke that that come off as bitchy to everyone but yourself. it's okay, move on already.
      scarabin
    • i even apologized for calling you a cunt even though you acted like one and tossed around insults freely yourself. that's not me being a "whiny bitch", that'sscarabin
    • me being the adult in the exchange. while you're still calling names.scarabin
    • ya'll notice rey's goggles are made of parts from a stormtrooper helmetMHDC
    • It's Rei! Damn it! Rei!pango
    • @scarabin - this is getting boring - you have a history of this kind of thing - but I won't dredge up the past now. happy to forget it this little incident,fadein11
    • just don't overreact to a stupid joke... its childish. anyway enjoy your week. Cheers.fadein11
    • [and I really should read my notes before posting]fadein11
    • oh please, fadein. last thing i heard about you was someone wanting to smash your face in. i agree, you should read what you type before posting.scarabin
    • for the hundredth goddamn time, have a nice day.scarabin
    • Teenage mutant trooper turtle headset
    • This is cool.monospaced
    • He wanted to kick my ass by the way, not smash my face in :)fadein11
    • Do we have a pool for thispango
    • @mdhc LOL GOLD!! I hadn't noticed thatautoflavour
  • scarabin0

    i wanna know why kylo ren wears a mask with a voice synthesizer in it.

    just to be intimidating?

    does it do anything?

    • hmm good point, maybe because he's the dark side's version of this guy?
      http://funnyphotobuc…
      _niko
    • I think he's too young to be feared or taken seriously really, he ends up coming off as annoying more than anything...just like young anakin, whiny little shit_niko
    • my guess is he's just trying to be like grandpa since i don't think he would need it as functional armor as powerful as he isscarabin
    • because he's a pathetic insecure emo with dad issues - why the fuck do you think?fadein11
    • jesus man, who needs to chill out now?scarabin
    • ha - do you really think he would have been a good baddy with his normal whiney voice?fadein11
    • there's no shortage of bad guys who don't wear masks in movie history. i think it'd be possible to make one more, yesscarabin
    • sorry for wondering if there's more story behind it. hahascarabin
    • faswin... you talk as if he's a real person... its a fictional charactor played by actor...pango
    • fadein...pango
    • there will be a mask regardless who plays kylo. hey could have had another who's all scared up and evil as hell looking.pango
    • the synthesizer's there not because he has a whiney voice.pango
    • i think the synthesizer sound like voice is a default thing with those helmet since all storm trooper sound like they are talking into a radio speaker.pango
    • hmmmm - SW main villain without mask looking like an upset teenage emo with dyed hair - doubt that would have worked somehow. sozfadein11
    • you could say it bad casting but regardless, there will be mask.pango
    • he's more intimidating with it on for surescarabin
    • He wears it as an intimidation tactic. He wants to be feared and powerful like his granddad, yet he's still inexperienced and insecure.jagara
    • And not in control (temper tantrums etc.). He's basically a wannabe sith. JJ said his character is still forming.jagara
    • And his home-made light saber is producing a uneven, ragged blade compared to the one Finn uses. Which is a nice touch.jagara
    • yeahscarabin
    • agreedscarabin
    • http://www.reactiong…burd-turglar
    • "emo" - what the fuck is this, 2003?inteliboy
    • I actually think its more for him than others. Hiding from who he is/was.CygnusZero4
  • utopian0

    Star Wars 7: Knights of Ren Mystery Solved

    http://screenrant.com/star-wars-…

    • forever alonejaylarson
    • been looking for some stills of this flash back, good stuffburd-turglar
    • Anyone notice how ray's staff looks a lot like the staffs the dudes/dudettes are carryingburd-turglar
    • this theory sucks.inteliboy
    • Which theory. The ewok thing?burd-turglar
    • My guess is luke encountered the staff dude and took the staff and gave it to rei. Why would luke give farms ode weapon to rei? I don't know.pango
    • Or maybe Reis staff is just a normal staff with no significance...pango
    • The powered off saber may be Vader's? Retrieved from Luke. Now behind a glass display in kylos basement.pango
    • *farmes ode = dark side
      I don't even know how...
      pango
    • Lol, yea I was wondering what the fuck that was supposed to meanburd-turglar
    • So I tend to think what drove Luke to fail as kylo's master was that he had a love child with one of his apprentices that went on to become one of kylo's knightburd-turglar
    • Of ren. And that ray is Luke's kid by one of lukes' fallen apprentices, and that it is all lukes' fault for submitting to his desire, Kotor styleburd-turglar
  • docpoz0

    • skip the first dude. he is incoherent.docpoz
    • Skip Kevin Smith while you're at it...jagara
  • Gardener1

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  • maquito2

    Watched Ep. VII last night. Had fun!
    Many people had told me it was a bad sequel, Disney yada-yada, low quality story, etc.. I'm not a Star Wars freak, and really enjoyed it.

    • Really? Who told you it was bad? 99.999% of people are wetting themselves over it.fadein11
    • cygnusscarabin
    • Reactions are overwhelmingly positive, but skim through this thread. Not everybody agrees it's fantastic. Personally, I just really enjoyed it, nothing more.jagara
    • I dont think the movie is terrible. I just dont like some aspects of it, and it could have been better.CygnusZero4
  • jagara1

    This clip demonstrates Harrison Ford's love and adoration for the Han Solo character:

    • "No, i got paid".jagara
    • "im here to warm up Adam Driver" loldocpoz
    • It's kinda sad and amusing when a star dismisses their icon role with a "I got paid" attitude.formed
  • sea_sea3

    Okay was avoiding this place for over a week, trying to avoid spoilers. lol Finally saw it. Loved it. Shead a tear or two. Don't judge me. :D

    • it's a fun movie :)scarabin
    • It really is. Beautiful camera work. Those scenes when Rey feels the force, made me feel like a kid again. :)sea_sea
    • right? you know you were scrunching your face: cmon force! cmon force!! lolsofakingback
    • Yep! Lolsea_sea
  • imbecile1