Star Wars Episode VII
Star Wars Episode VII
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- scarabin14
- Fucking lol!ETM
- oh man...BabySnakes
- Ber-illiant!detritus
- superbfadein11
- doubt he would have lettuce though.fadein11
- Cool if not accurate. Biggs died at the battle of yavin4 in rotjgilgamush
- https://s-media-cach…prophetone
- http://media.giphy.c…Krassy
- had to be done.docpoz
- http://i.imgur.com/u…utopian
- lol utopianscarabin
- LOLOL utopianelahon
- hahaprophetone
- docpoz8
why hasn't this been posted yet?
- !!!!!!!inteliboy
- jesus h gawdamnn holy smokes bro, omgsfa x 1,000,000,000prophetone
- hahaprophetone
- nerdgasmETM
- I just nerded all over my keyboard!Akagiyama
- Almost an identical trailer as previous ones.utopian
- yup. generic. sadly.chukkaphob
- Needs more lens flare!utopian
- 2 questines:
1. why is there a token black guy? (LOL! Hollywood, grow up!)
2. why is the original theme song replaced with generic wannabe-epic-but-is... BS?chukkaphob - But still, the force has awakened my peepee!chukkaphob
- ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽Al_dizzle
- Had to restart the trailer 3 times cuz wife wouldn't stop talking to mebezoar
- @bezoar was she asking you where are Luke, Yoda and C-3PO?chukkaphob
- My wife was all "Where's Vader? Is that his mask? Is that guy Vader? Where is Leia? Oh that's her hugging right?..."prophetone
- We won't be seeing it together. Hahaha, but seriously, no.prophetone
- I think I did a little wee in me pants.Continuity
- ha at wives - just had a similar thing.fadein11
- nevar forget: https://www.youtube.…docpoz
- @chukkaphob - the original music is throughout most of this trailer... jeez, how can anyone complain about that trailer.fadein11
- i really hope its good but remain skeptical after watching underwhelming trailerhotroddy
- I'm trying to stay indifferent about the new SW, but that looked good.BuddhaHat
- lol @ underwhelming... ffsfadein11
- Better question, why did they premiere this trailer during MNF? Nerds were like, "uuuh what channel is espn??"HijoDMaite
- yeah lol at the haters. grumpy fuckers. this shit looks good!inteliboy
- omfg gallina de pielernexbcn
- tickets bought ^_^ernexbcn
- yup, looks nice! I like the evolution heremekk
- oh man, I had to stop it part way though, all that sideways motion, camera moved and and jump cutting was making me sick.monNom
- *movesmonNom
- CALLES7
- looks awesomeCygnusZero4
- Han mutha fucking SoloBluejam
- chewie hasn't aged a dayTheDrago
- Lame trailer, they show absolutely nothing. Atlas show some naked pics of Jessica Walsh!utopian
- I won't watch trailers till I see the movieMiguex
- fantastic as expected.fadein11
- OMGSFAprophetone
- han solo part is a bit cheese, but still seriously amaze. why couldnt the the prequels been this goodautoflavour
- Chewie has CLEARLY gotten an eye lift and is covering the gray with 'Just for Wookies®.'ETM
- didnt find han bit cheesey - I imagine its all going to based around him being too old and one last adventure before he dies... Leia: "Han! No..." Han: "I know"fadein11
- So much nostalgia. I gets the feels.docpoz
- dont get me wrong, its exactly what the prequels should have been..
its amazingautoflavour - I need some new undies...AFK.Akagiyama
- Ok, now THIS looks good! So so so much better than the first teaser IMHO.SteveJobs
- So, the whole thing starts with someone finding Luke's lightsabre from ANH and ESB? Righto, then.Continuity
- I LOVE the opening shot with the X-Wing and the Imperial Star Destroyer in the sand. Very haunting.elahon
- Looks amazing. The music gets me all mushy inside. I has the feels tooset
- This is their first release date not on or close to Memorial Day weekend.CyBrainX
- I've totally turned the corner on this. I'm on board. This movie looks great.jtb26
- This,got me moistApeRobot
- autoflavour7
LOL..
- Soon: http://image.fourwhe…OBBTKN
- should have printed that on a spoiler.ApeRobot
- https://33.media.tum…Bluejam
- Lol why has nobody keyed his car yet?desmo
- http://i.imgur.com/T…ernexbcn
- probably not even realCygnusZero4
- SPOILER alert!!! Ha.BK
- funnyutopian
- and here I am just booking tickets to see it for the first time.detritus
- hahahahahahaiCanHazQBN
- Bah really didn't need to know this. Not Safe for Homepage WTFuzz!instrmntl
- I am not even going to watch the fucking movie no more.sureshot
- does it say Han Solo? I think its meant to say Kylo Rens dadautoflavour
- scarabin4
rey's goggles are made of parts from a stormtrooper helmet. nice touch
- please don't keep posting stuff we all saw months ago now you are reading all the articles you banned yourself from lol :)fadein11
- why are you being such a cunt? if you're so over the movie, stop clicking on the thread. jeez dude, get a gripscarabin
- cool. didn't catch that.sofakingback
- make sense since she's a junker. now i'm just wondering if the staff has any significance.pango
- being such a cunt???? this was one of the first things nerds noticed and posted on youtube! not being a cunt - its just old news. When did I say I am over thefadein11
- movie? look at you lol, you are off again - get over yourself - my point was you avoided all this stuff - so its not a revelation dudefadein11
- are we doing timeline again?pango
- we get it, you're the world's biggest star wars fan and watched every vid and read every article on the subject. it's okay to let other people geek out on itscarabin
- that's what this thread is for man, stop trying to control every postscarabin
- hahaha - I don't spend my spare time building lightsabers and host SW RPGs... what are you on about? You get way too angry dude when challenged.fadein11
- he used a smiley face emoji, cool your podracer jets there sparkyburd-turglar
- there's nothing that needed challenging about either of my last posts. that's where you being a cunt comes in. what kind of response were you expecting?scarabin
- ^ exactamundofadein11
- lol. hi gilgascarabin
- And ya pango, staff defitly has a bunch of significance. See utopians post up there with the ren knightsburd-turglar
- Ayo what's up with you tonight scarabin, you seem kinda tenseburd-turglar
- it's old news dude - a v.old observation from that trailer which nerds noticed... I was just saying its going to be quite dull if you post a lot of nerdy stufffadein11
- that has been out there for months just because you gave yourself some weird self imposed SW media drought prior to EpVII.fadein11
- Trust me I am not the biggest SW fan, I DO NOT HOST SW RPG GAMES and build lightsabers as a hobby... Chill dude. Anyway, spk soon :)fadein11
- it's one post dude, if you've read it already just do what any normal human being would do and keep scrolling.scarabin
- it's not up to you to declare what's okay to discuss and i guarantee there will be folks here who didn't see the vid you're talking about.scarabin
- New news to me and sofaking. Not sure who you meant by "we all saw month ago"pango
- Such obi Wan thing to sayCALLES
- I got called a cunt for saying it was old news. Thanks for sharing anywayfadein11
- http://s3-ec.buzzfed… stop triggering everyone fadein you meany head poopy pantsburd-turglar
- Nothing wrong with sharing.Hayoth
- btw scarabin, i'm still waiting on you to certify me, tradition demands it to be soburd-turglar
- Scarabin - the saint of QBN - never antagonises anyone eh??? hmmmmm.fadein11
- @Hayoth - sharing is caring :)fadein11
- thanks, hayothscarabin
- i dunno fadein, you were being pretty cuntish.inteliboy
- We should bring timeline back. Saves the argument and everyone just carry on.pango
- @intelliboy - oh well its QBN - SW man got timelined - who gives a shit.fadein11
- who gives a rats ass about timelines. not everyone sees everything at the same time. you would think that's a given.sea_sea
- Lol @ rats ass... sounds like my wife, her fav line. anyway, we're all nerds is the point here. the end.prophetone
- that's exactly where i'm coming from prophet. and yes, the fact that we're all on here talking about SW definitely makes us nerds. lolsea_sea
- https://media0.giphy…burd-turglar
- Hey, here is where evereyone is.sureshot
- I didn't read all these cunty notes but I hadn't seen this until nowset
- Sorry guys but Scarabin AKA Kylo Ren called me a cunt for making a joke he didn't get. I wasted 20mins of my life explaining last night and he still didn'tfadein11
- get it... The irony was lost clearly. But heyho it's all good - he often acts up like that.fadein11
- star waaaaaarssss.. nothing but staaaar waaarssss!!!docpoz
- I wonder what Obi 1 has to say about all this.sureshot
- geez, 35 extra messages.. can someone just give me a quick summary?autoflavour
- ^ yep - Scarabin turned into a whiney bitch again.fadein11
- To be fair you're the only whiny little twit I can see here. What the fuck is up with you?set
- Don't really appreciate being called a cunt for cracking a joke.fadein11
- christ, fadein, you're still on this? lol.
you made a shit joke that that come off as bitchy to everyone but yourself. it's okay, move on already.scarabin - i even apologized for calling you a cunt even though you acted like one and tossed around insults freely yourself. that's not me being a "whiny bitch", that'sscarabin
- me being the adult in the exchange. while you're still calling names.scarabin
- ya'll notice rey's goggles are made of parts from a stormtrooper helmetMHDC
- It's Rei! Damn it! Rei!pango
- @scarabin - this is getting boring - you have a history of this kind of thing - but I won't dredge up the past now. happy to forget it this little incident,fadein11
- just don't overreact to a stupid joke... its childish. anyway enjoy your week. Cheers.fadein11
- [and I really should read my notes before posting]fadein11
- oh please, fadein. last thing i heard about you was someone wanting to smash your face in. i agree, you should read what you type before posting.scarabin
- for the hundredth goddamn time, have a nice day.scarabin
- Teenage mutant trooper turtle headset
- This is cool.monospaced
- He wanted to kick my ass by the way, not smash my face in :)fadein11
- Do we have a pool for thispango
- @mdhc LOL GOLD!! I hadn't noticed thatautoflavour
- pinkfloyd5
- history repeats itselfOP31
- update of a good franchise.ApeRobot
- whoever wrote that deserves a doughnut. every fucking film these days is a reboot.Bluejam
- upvoting myself on this onepinkfloyd
- its all about money. all those movies are based on pre-made recipesBen99
- It's just your typical regurgitated Hollywood garbage that all the naive, ignorant, fanboys jerk-off and fantasize about.utopian
- Agreed, however, we here (and the critics) have treaded this ground ad nauseam.ETM
- these nerds do realise this was done on purpose right?inteliboy
- Although I am not a nerd, I did not realize that.pinkfloyd
- You're on QBN. There's a wee bit of nerd there :)ETM
- Comic books have been doing this for 40 years. Reboot everything at least once a decade and make all changes short-lived or superficial.i_monk
- Because every comic is someone's first – they don't care they're reading a retread of a story from the 80s, it's new to them, and they're the growth market.i_monk
- Yeah, but they don't meet San Tekka, do they!?baseline_shift
- I heard somewhere there's only 34 or 42 total plots.pinkfloyd
- There is THAT many?? :)ETM
- I heard 16. Or 3 or something. There are a few books about that.monNom
- It wasn't a reboot though - it was a sequel that was part of a saga and the issue is not with the story arc (yes we all know there are few of those) but withfadein11
- the details - desert planet, plans in droid, mystic, trench battle, another death star etc. the story arc I could live with - it was the lazy regurgitation of afadein11
- previous SW film I could not.fadein11
- @fadein11 I've heard people refer to it as a soft reboot :)jagara
- hehefadein11
- Maaku15
Did this for fun last night.
- ETM8
- Regurgitation®utopian
- looking good!inteliboy
- there is so much win about this.autoflavour
- please don't suckernexbcn
- looks greatmonospaced
- I need this in my lifeWeyland
- just get goosebumps everytime i watch thisautoflavour
- just wow, he's doing it rightprophetone
- group hug!sea_sea
- hoth hugprophetone
- fingers crossed.docpoz
- CALLES4
- YESernexbcn
- YESBluejam
- I cant take much more of thisAl_dizzle
- OMG. YES!!!Continuity
- Regurgitated Hollywood Garbage
https://2982-presscd…utopian - ^
https://c2.staticfli…Bluejam - OMGprophetone
- YES! apart from her acting... big worry - if those younguns mess it up with hammy acting could destroy the filmfadein11
- Like the last 3 atrocities.fadein11
- So that bad guy being sentimental about Darth V's mask and wanting to "finish what he started" is Luke Skywalker?dee-dubs
- no it isnt, because they released an official shot of kylo ren without his helmet. looks just like adam driver!CygnusZero4
- http://cdn2.denofgee…CygnusZero4
- yeah Skywalker went dementeddd!!docpoz
- poor chewyIRNlun6
- Yessssea_sea
- nb3
I predict that nearly everyone will be more or less disappointed. It won't be as bad as Ep 1-3, but you'll probably leave the theatre feeling let down.
Many will mask their disappointment by defending the film, but the vast majority will have to agree that it just wasn't that good.
Just my prediction!
- or it'll be great? its possible ya know.CygnusZero4
- Of course it's possible. But, from what I've seen I don't think so.nb
- https://www.youtube.…EightyDeuce
- I'll be happy if they just right the ship. Don't need it to be the next Empire, just right the ship._niko
- i'm trying to keep my standards low and have been avoiding trailers :/scarabin
- given the high water mark left by the trailers, i think they would need be doing some serious fail to make it not workautoflavour
- Part of the problem is that the trailer allows your mind to fill in the blanks with perfection, and you're left with an expectation that is impossible to meet.nb
- @nb - finds negatives in a 99% positive experience so far - as someone else said - the prequel atricity trailers always were shit - these are not and made by afadein11
- huge fan... there is little to dislike apart from the girls wooden acting... hopefully that wil not derail the films.fadein11
- looking more forward to scarabin's finished lightsaber than I am the actual filmPonyBoy
- I'm really not - because building lightsabers is really sad.fadein11
- It's just, like, my opinion, man.nb
- They're definitely going to be waaaaay better than Ep 1-3. But, that says more about the quality of the old ones than it does about these news ones.nb
- i think most disappointment will come from too high of expectations. after all, it's a movie, not the 2nd coming of Christ.SteveJobs
- ^ yup. it's star wars, and looks fun - at least try to enjoy it. Only to be a kid again huh.inteliboy
- If it was about as good as Star Trek Into Darkness (JJ Abrams most recent film), would people be happy or disappoint?qoob
- That film was average at best. JJ admits to that though.inteliboy
- First Star Trek was great though. And he is a bigger SW fan. But thanks for clearing up its only a film - I didn't realise.fadein11
- CygnusZero42
Watched it for a second time last night. The movie moves a little slower the second time so thats good, its still super brisk though with very little time to breathe.
Still have most of the same problems though. Snoke is super corny and feels like a Harry Potter villain. Should not have been CGI. Idk how theyre going to make this ugly cgi villain work in 2 more movies where he will need to be featured a lot more, especially in a saber fight with a real human.
Some of the dialogue is lame as fuck. At the end in the forest, and Kylo is like "this isnt done". Dude is not a great actor lol. He's just kinda meh in this movie. I still would have preferred them to keep his mask on. As soon as it comes off it pulls me out of the movie. Major overacting at times by the black dude. Turns all ghetto on Phasma and Im like, come on man, this is star wars, not sister act 2.
- can you please shut up now, we get it.
you don't like it. you are probably in shock after spending the most part of the year in eager anticipation.Bluejam - the disappointment will pass.
Happy christmas!Bluejam - don't be so hyped next time, less dissapointmenternexbcn
- Seeing it again in 3 hours Cyg - really hoping I like it more. The fools don't realise how disappointed we are ha. I was so excited for months :)fadein11
- So it seems everyone here generally liked it, even for its flaws... except CygnusZero4 and fadein11.ETM
- ^ not a big fan of what borderline felt like a made for tv movie at times.CygnusZero4
- put any star wars movie under this kind of scrutiny and it will "suck"scarabin
- in epIV yoda didn't look any more real than snoke, luke shouldn't have been named "skywalker", and he shouldn't have been "hidden" on anakin's homeworldscarabin
- the dialogue was clumsy, leia was an empty, lifeless shell of a character, the stormtroopers were slapstick buffoons... i could go onscarabin
- @scarabin don't you start on the original trilogy, they're sacred :-PBluejam
- yeah, their flaws are forgivable because they were fun. TFA is also a fun movie. it just seems like folks are nitpicking it like it's citizen kane or somethingscarabin
- yeah honestly, I just finished watching ROTJ last night, absolutely ridiculous, from acting to effects to story to costumes, it makes TFA look like godfather 2_niko
- Sister act 2.. LOL.. goldautoflavour
- I agree mostly but it's not like they'll have a hard time making snoke fight with a lightsabreset
- @scarabin Don't get me started on Citizen Kane! :)ETM
- lolscarabin
- All the movies had bad dialogue. Leia and Han talking about scoundrels as if they're in a Clark Gable movie. Hayden Christian's lines were notoriously bad.CyBrainX
- I think this movie had less issues with dialogue. I just think it was a little slow in the first half. I was a little bored before Han showed up.CyBrainX
- it's a remake of star wars 1977.
38 years later. 2h of joy in 2015.sandpipe
- can you please shut up now, we get it.
- utopian8
- http://img4.wikia.no…autoflavour
- haha! classic QBN.fadein11
- ahahahahahahahahahha...georgesIII
- lolset
- lol!!PonyBoy
- lolgeorgesIII
- CALLES3
- please stopCygnusZero4
- heres the point where this cool thread turns into a gif shit fest and noone can load any pages. thanks champCygnusZero4
- haha you're cuteCALLES
- CygnusZero4 and marychain:
https://meedogenloos…ETM - whos marychain? is she hotCygnusZero4
- what's wrong with gifs? they don't slow down shitmonospaced
- that 56kCALLES
- chromeinteliboy
- cygnus as usual being a crybaby!ernexbcn
- Loads fine in the new chrome update.monospaced
- Han Soldo_niko
- Chrome is all good nowfadein11
- http://s3.amazonaws.…Continuity
- need to upgrade from 64mb of ramset
- https://pbs.twimg.co…ernexbcn
- kona4
I loved it.
It made me feel like a kid again.
- back to work sisyphusjaylarson
- i'll force choke you.kona
- there was no force choking in this movie. actually there wasnt much force anything.CygnusZero4
- force mind reading? guess that was the extent of it. zzzzzzCygnusZero4
- Kylo forced grabbed and choked a officer. He stopped a blaster bolt mid-air. Rey pulled the saber from the snow via the Force.ETM
- You're right. No Force usage.
a officer = an officerETM - Again, Cygnus, another comment that makes me wonder if you actually saw the movie.ETM
- lol @ the downvoterscarabin
- cygnus hates everything. unless it's xbox.inteliboy
- It made me feel like I was watching a J.J. Abrams movie again.utopian
- ^ lolfadein11
- Very true ETM. I often wonder the same when he posts.kona
- this is my thread. get out of here you wankers!CygnusZero4
- i dont jerk myself off over shit movies i wanted so hard to like. deal with it gayboys!CygnusZero4
- All we're saying is that you should pay more attention while you watch them. Rey also used the force on the Stormtrooper to release her. Lots of force...kona
- This is just a crazy theory, but maybe the movie was so good Cygnus that it force mind wiped you so you wouldn't remember anything from it.kona
- CALLES5
- Reading about the SW and Blade Runner model shops taught me the word 'greebles'. Gotta have more greebles.face_melter
- looks like a ton of workCygnusZero4
- This was my favorite part of the movie, cool stuffterry_cloth
- totally. the opening 15minutes are amazing.inteliboy
- Yea great scene, took off my pants for this one.futurefood
- That's just a quick CG representation. They actually did build a Star Destroyer and crash it into the desert for that scene.face_melter
- Is all of that layering fucking necessary? Just look at the storyboard and comp the shot.cannonball1978
- jmckinno4
- it's not melted - just a bit warped (like his good/bad self)fadein11
- I thought they used Ewok lard for the fire.ETM
- I never thought his helmet was metal... wouldn't that be heavy as shit... are stormtroopers uniforms supposed to be metal?sofakingback
- or steel i should say. Could be a light metal.sofakingback
- Wearing a bin bag would be better protection, given how it doesn't actually act as armour in any way, shape, or form.face_melter
- I thought it was to cover his fucked up face and act as a rebreather. It's like life support I thought.monospaced
- sofaking, the fictional polymer/alloy called plasteelterry_cloth
- http://starwars.wiki…ETM
- ah gotchasofakingback
- Probably Adamantium, lighter than Aluminium and stronger than Titanium. You know, like Wolverine's skeleton and shit.Maaku
- imbecile4
- awesome!jaylarson
- +100Ramanisky2
- almost makes me want to see itgarbage
- Lol at the floppy lightsabreset
- This is fantastic!sureshot
- where was this made?
https://cdn.makeagif…yurimon - Is this Photoshop fan art? Amazing.freedom
- CALLES3
- Boot cut jeans... ffs. Shit in the 1990's and still about.fadein11
- Fuck tight shit. Let me see your fancy pantsCALLES
- don't like skinny jeans either - but boot cut - devils jeans,fadein11
- Boot-cut jeans wearer here too.
Although fuck me, I wear boots - crazy, right?detritus - Who gives one flying fuck about his jeans?!ETM
- calles, you kind of don't look captureddocpoz
- Only droids still wear flares!fooler
- lols - enjoy your boot cuts boys.fadein11
- boot cut's great... less resistance for spurrin' your donkeyPonyBoy
- http://www.theguardi…fadein11
- skinny jeans are bad for your health:
http://www.theguardi…PonyBoy - if you're taking fashion cues from the Guardian criticising the BBC's wardrobe department you're already a lost cause. I wear them because I wear boots.detritus
- ..beyond that I couldn't really give a shit.detritus
- but...BUT... the article said SKINNY JEANS were bad... not boot cut! jeez... see the link domain and immediately judge, detritus.. :(PonyBoy
- Fadein's link, not yours you nutter!detritus
- oh ffs - lighten up - sensitive fuckers. I don't give a shit either... but boot cut jeans are dad jeans and should have been left in the 90's lol - enjoy! :)fadein11
- that being said I am a dad so perhaps I should give em a whirl.fadein11
- skinny jeans feel greatdocpoz
- this is the kinda dumb shit i'm talking about. why should you give a fuckscarabin
- I still want to see what pants you wear!CALLES
- were your parents killed by someone wearing bootcuts?scarabin
- haha... i'm pretty sure fadein was just tickling calles' nuts... why's it getting soo serious? #BootcutAwarenessPonyBoy
- it's the second time i've seen him rant about it on qbn. it's bizarrescarabin
- scarabin doesnt give a fuck yet starts a whole debate on fashion - oh fuck off.fadein11
- bootcut jeans - lol. get a grip guys. and scarabin - STFU.fadein11
- if you're talking about gilga losing his shit, then yeah i guess there was a debate. the point of it was people like you hating on stupid crap like thisscarabin
- where was this taken? looks like a department store or somethin'scarabin
- I don't hate on anyone - I JUST DO NOT LIKE BOOT CUT JEANS... What's the issue here? If you knew me you would know I do not mock individuality... but I'm notfadein11
- sure being part of an enormous tribe is individual.fadein11
- autoflavour-1
- oups.. doubleautoflavour
- lol. knew it wouldn't be long until she get's sexualised as fuck. her management should just get $ signs tattooed on their pupils.inteliboy
- it may just be me, but i found her pretty sexualised in force awakens..autoflavour
- maybe not heroin chic pornstyle like here. but there was definite interest in my trousers..autoflavour
- needs moar boobsCygnusZero4
- that's because of you, auto, not because of her outfit or the script, if anything they tried not to sexualize her much at allmonospaced
- yep, i was just trying to relive my
exposure to Slave Leia..autoflavour - slave leia was blatantly sexualized though :)monospaced
- There was zero sexualization of her in TFA. Baggy clothes, bad, messy hair. No makeup.ETM
- Exactly, ETMmonospaced
- i don't think they could have sexualized leia in TFA if they triedscarabin
- Heroin chic style was never sexy.sted
- A big difference between being sexy and being sexualized.ETM
- But if people want to see, she was a topless corpse in the British show 'Silent Witness.'ETM
- I find her incredibly beautiful and talented. But not sexy.HAYZ1LLLA
- she is very cute. i cant call her sexy. she has the body of a 12 year old boy. no. curves. anywhere.CygnusZero4
- WHORE PORN®utopian
- Oh shut up, cygnus - your idea of a woman's based on fantasy video game stereotypes drawn by virgin menboys who can't look women in the eye.detritus
- lol such strong words. cygnus is right though, she has the body of a child not a womanterry_cloth
