Star Wars Episode VII
Star Wars Episode VII
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- prophetone0
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- He needs to get all that Jakku sand out. I hate sand...jagara
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- fadein110
- http://i44.photobuck…Bluejam
- I don't think he's Plagueisernexbcn
- I think Kylo's special mission is to reincarnate Vader hence the mangled mask he loves. Plagueis has the force power to reincarnate. But who knows?fadein11
- andy serkis said i believe yesterday that he is just snoke. he is not plagueis. just snoke.CygnusZero4
- of course he could be lying, but thats what he said anyway.CygnusZero4
- nb-3
So, is this movie any good? Should I go see it? What do you guys think?
- make your own opinion.ApeRobot
- I thought it was great, but don't trust the internet for opinions. Ever. Including mine.face_melter
- good with some major issues - but as a marketing exercise - pure genius.fadein11
- Make my own opinion? I have to see it to decide! PARADOXnb
- made to be a retro moviedrgs
- I'm waiting for fan-cut editions of it, there is still a decent SW movie in it if you throw away some scenes and one-liners.raf
- it's a solid 3*. could be worse, should be better. if you like sw, then go. if you don't then don't.hans_glib
- arne0
Episode IV 2.0
- Episode IV IInb
- Do not say anything negative about it! The SW police will get you :)fadein11
- Episode IVahans_glib
- christ fadein, move on already.scarabin
- ^ what the fuck made you think I was referring to you? you move on.fadein11
- i didn't say you were referring to me. it's just sad seeing a grown man so butthurt about people disagreeing with him.
over star wars. haha.scarabin - Eh? it's the fanboys who can't handle the criticism of the film. Lay off the acid - it's turning ya mind to mush pal :)fadein11
- Get back to your lightsabre workshop - lol - how old are you?fadein11
- And plenty of agreement with me on this thread thanks - laterz bro :)fadein11
- lol @ fadein.
You sound like an butthurt teenagerset - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...fadein11
- lol @ set - English and trying to talk like an American :)
*afadein11 - Butthurt was clearly the most appropriate and accurate term hereset
- OP312
Maybe Rey is Obi-Wan's granddaughter?
- that would be the twist of all twists.Al_dizzle
- I rather her not be Luke's daughter.OP31
- /\ me too.Al_dizzle
- great theory with great evidence to back it up.fadein11
- Maz - "Your family is not coming, but I know someone who is", and Rey replies "Luke"OP31
- ^ exactly - Luke is not family.fadein11
- Or she's Luke's daughter AND Obi-Wans granddaughter ;)OP31
- pinkfloyd5
- history repeats itselfOP31
- update of a good franchise.ApeRobot
- whoever wrote that deserves a doughnut. every fucking film these days is a reboot.Bluejam
- upvoting myself on this onepinkfloyd
- its all about money. all those movies are based on pre-made recipesBen99
- It's just your typical regurgitated Hollywood garbage that all the naive, ignorant, fanboys jerk-off and fantasize about.utopian
- Agreed, however, we here (and the critics) have treaded this ground ad nauseam.ETM
- these nerds do realise this was done on purpose right?inteliboy
- Although I am not a nerd, I did not realize that.pinkfloyd
- You're on QBN. There's a wee bit of nerd there :)ETM
- Comic books have been doing this for 40 years. Reboot everything at least once a decade and make all changes short-lived or superficial.i_monk
- Because every comic is someone's first – they don't care they're reading a retread of a story from the 80s, it's new to them, and they're the growth market.i_monk
- Yeah, but they don't meet San Tekka, do they!?baseline_shift
- I heard somewhere there's only 34 or 42 total plots.pinkfloyd
- There is THAT many?? :)ETM
- I heard 16. Or 3 or something. There are a few books about that.monNom
- It wasn't a reboot though - it was a sequel that was part of a saga and the issue is not with the story arc (yes we all know there are few of those) but withfadein11
- the details - desert planet, plans in droid, mystic, trench battle, another death star etc. the story arc I could live with - it was the lazy regurgitation of afadein11
- previous SW film I could not.fadein11
- @fadein11 I've heard people refer to it as a soft reboot :)jagara
- hehefadein11
- ETM2
- That's all I can say. This one entertained me. It was fun. The prequels were just not fun. They were only a bad mesh of serious and slapstick.ETM
- half the world finds Facebook entertaining.fadein11
- As someone who clearly holds superior judgement, taste and knowledge of so many things, please tell of the grand successes your gift has brought on to you.ETM
- lolfadein11
- :)ETM
- pango-1
- cant argue with thatautoflavour
- Oh Hollywood. Is there anything you won't do!ETM
- kona4
I loved it.
It made me feel like a kid again.
- back to work sisyphusjaylarson
- i'll force choke you.kona
- there was no force choking in this movie. actually there wasnt much force anything.CygnusZero4
- force mind reading? guess that was the extent of it. zzzzzzCygnusZero4
- Kylo forced grabbed and choked a officer. He stopped a blaster bolt mid-air. Rey pulled the saber from the snow via the Force.ETM
- You're right. No Force usage.
a officer = an officerETM - Again, Cygnus, another comment that makes me wonder if you actually saw the movie.ETM
- lol @ the downvoterscarabin
- cygnus hates everything. unless it's xbox.inteliboy
- It made me feel like I was watching a J.J. Abrams movie again.utopian
- ^ lolfadein11
- Very true ETM. I often wonder the same when he posts.kona
- this is my thread. get out of here you wankers!CygnusZero4
- i dont jerk myself off over shit movies i wanted so hard to like. deal with it gayboys!CygnusZero4
- All we're saying is that you should pay more attention while you watch them. Rey also used the force on the Stormtrooper to release her. Lots of force...kona
- This is just a crazy theory, but maybe the movie was so good Cygnus that it force mind wiped you so you wouldn't remember anything from it.kona
- scarabin-2
people are saying this lip bite == poe-mosexual
- scarabin0
- can anyone explain how he got out? Did I fall asleep at that part?zenmasterfoo
- with his dreamy eyes2002
- he ejected before the tie-fighter crashed, he tells finn that at one pointscarabin
- Or he said he was thrown from the wreckage. Can't recall. Same result.ETM
- he said he was thrown from the wreckage. probably something jj wanted to show that kasdan wouldnt let him.CygnusZero4
- yeah, thatscarabin
- he was supposed to die in that crash an earlier draft so I reckon they had a few issues plugging the hole so threw in that daft explanation later on.fadein11
- About as daft as Finn surviving in the first place. Jesus christ.jtb26
- ok_not_ok2
- yasssscarabin
- +1set
- posted 7 months ago?Ianbolton
- very onboard with this. liked him as obi wanCygnusZero4
- He was, IMO, one of the only redeeming parts of the prequels. He tried to be as convincing as possible with some of that terrible dialogue.ETM
- highlight of the prequels for sure. gimme more obiwan!jaylarson
- Sems cool, but a whole trilogy sounds like too much...baseline_shift
- Trilogy = 3x more money for Di$ney :DBen99
- Ianbolton0
watched the original 3 over xmas and never really had an opinion about the Lucas ego-trip of a remaster before, but fuck me he really did ruin those films. The first 20 mins of Return of the Jedi was almost unbarable
- What? You don't like that horrible dance number in Jabba's palace? Where the effects look worse than original footage.ETM
- hotroddy0
- Rush hour.pango
- X men: last stand.pango
- only know him from lost. great characterhotroddy
- The woman who treats Chewbacca's wounds, at the Resistance base, is a regarded Shakespearean actress.face_melter
- harriet walter - i nearly fell off my chair when she appeared.hans_glib
- Indeed. A genuine and pleasant surprise. Celia Imrie was a pilot in the Eps. 1 I think - she got told off for wearing lipstick :Dface_melter
- who is he in force awakens? the kanjiklub guy?CygnusZero4
- he only had one or two lines. He was in the rebellion bunkerhotroddy
- gonzalle-2
Student was given 4 hours detention for spoiling Star Wars in front of a supervisor.
He also had to write 100 times : "I must not spoil Star Wars", and had to disert about various Star Wars issues...
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