Shit Girls Say
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- panacea0
'Men are like roses, watch out for all of the pricks."
- That's a poorly-constructed joke.ORAZAL
- I bet a girl made that joke.monospaced
- panacea0
"ALSO, IT'S SPELLED "YOU'RE" YOU ASSHOLE! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE."
– Jaline- look at this guy quoting jalinemonospaced
- hahaJaline
- You all sound the same, its uncanny. ;pIronmonkey
- Jaline sounds like a chick, are you?panacea
- Yeah, shes the one.CyBrainX
- tangoxray30
"Take it out! It's too big!!"
- Morning_star0
"Is it in yet"
- WeLoveNoise0
girl - come shopping with me?
me - no
girl - why not?
me - because it's not fun
girl - what you mean?
me - why don't we go to the design museum and then check out some design and snowboarding shops and see how much fun you have.
girl - ok you don't have to come
me - good, i'm going pub to watch the futty
- Ianbolton0
"Oh my god, where did I put my purse? Oh my god. Oh my god, why does this always have to happen to me?"
"It's in your handbag."
"Shit. I don't have time for this. Where is my handbag? Why does everything always have to go wrong like this? IAN, I need you to help me. "
"It's in your hand. Now, where did I put my keys?"
"For gods sake Ian, you always do this to me. You know I'm going to be late. Why do you always have to lose your keys when I have things like this to do? I can't believe you'd do something like this to me now."
"It's okay, they're in my pocket."
>Disgusted look of pure disgust<
- mirrorball0
"The timings not right"
- monospaced0
"nothing's bothering me."
- I'm fine
sadpanda - oh panda, I know you too wellmonospaced
- :D
sadpanda
- I'm fine
- Fax_Benson0
Shit girls say what?