Shit Girls Say
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- i_monk0
I overheard this last night:
One girl compliments another on her coat. She replies, as perky as possible: "Yeah I love it! I got it at (somewhere) for like $20! It was on sale! Actually it's not very warm but it's okay. Isn't it nice? But it's poorly made, all the snaps started coming off right away."
Made me think of this thread, anyway.
- monospaced0
"You're only attracted to Scarlett because of her tits. I really don't get what guys see in her."
- Ironmonkey0
Another trick.
When we are driving she throws on her shitty girl pop music. And doesn't want to go for my obscure just a annoying electronic music. I turn down the radio before she can react and ask her a serious question.For Example; "Hey did you pay the electric bill by check, we should sign up for auto-pay with my card"
Quickly while she contemplates I change the channel or station to something I can take. She is never hip to me changing her song and is in fact still contemplating the question.
- lolukit2
- Well played.Continuity
- ahahaha.. women are dumb.CanHasQBN
- greatnessriskunlogic
- noted!tymeframe
- Liking weird electronic music is rule #1 for me. It doesn't work if they're not into it. Also, girls aren't allowed to touch the radio.section_014
- Jaline0
lol, panacea. Did you just break up with someone?
- Jaline0
I don't mean to shit on your thread, but the level of testosterone at QBN could be offset in some way. I've been trying to find a good way to explain why this "Shit Girls Say" phenomenon is full of douchbaggery. I think I've found it:
http://sodisarmingdarling.tumblr…- You totally meant to shit on the thread. That's the total, passive aggressive way girls often approach things.ETM
- Sorry to stereotype, but you just fell into it yourself. Maybe we should just all laugh about it.ETM
- It's cool if you're post-feminist. Equality and fairness and opportunity goes without saying, that said, lets celebrate and...mikotondria3
- ...enjoy the differences between the genders, as between any 2 groups, we can spot unreformed sexism a mile away, it doesn't fit in this humor.mikotondria3
- away, and such unsophistication doesn't fly in this type of humor. It's like mocking your siblings; gently.mikotondria3
- I can't relate to a lot of things here (kind of a minimalist when it comes to talking) but I still think it's all pretty hilarious.Iifeinvector
- And you didn't shit on the thread, you just gave another perspective. :)Iifeinvector
- if you can't take a fucking joke, go fuck yourself, that's my motto.panacea
- I definitely laugh at some of it too. Just wanted to post why the whole thing is a bit uneasy.Jaline
- eficks0
"I don't mean to shit on your thread, but"
- < oh snap!ETM
- hahahahacruddlebub
- ha ha you beat me too it. better she stops postingpanacea
- I was only kidding. Don't be mean.eficks
- monospaced0
potential epic thread bump
- ETM0
Gimme a break. Why should any male feel bad about this when 99% of media advertising says that men are all incompetent boobs that are scared of their wives. It is what it is. Gender stereotyping... of course. Lowest common denominator... sure. Nuggets of truth... some. To be horribly offended by... nah. God people need to just relax.
- Why is it totally acceptable when women shit on guys endlessly, but in the reverse role, it's not cool?ETM
- *cause they're too sensitive, etc etc.mikotondria3
- BINGO! Back to my motto, "if you can't take a joke..." Jesus Fucking Christ the PC BS these days.panacea
- It's not acceptable.Jaline
- and panacea, you're the main user here who's not joking. I can tell because you post the same shit in every thread.Jaline
- ETM, you do know that men are controlling most of those shows, right? They also have hot wives in those programs...Jaline
- Most of these things are really said by a lot of women, of course. I just think it's more interesting to have a dialogue about it.Jaline
- about it. Anyway, carry on, as you'll ignore me anyway.Jaline
- sea_sea0
hahahaha!!
- e-pill0
- 'supmonospaced
- sputnik...she speaks the truth.Jaline
- It stays!pango
- Jess is cool in my books.monospaced
- scarabin0
"ew, why are you so gross!"
- Because I was once a teenage boy. You don't want to know. I'm on best behavior now, shit used to be real. You're lucky.mikotondria3
- Continuity0
'I think we need a break.'
Translation: I'm cheating on you, and I want to know if it's worth it. By cheating on you come more.
- monospaced0
Jaline, the douchebaggery here, I believe, is more a regurgitation of the stereotypes about what girls say and less about actual opinions of the alleged douchebags posting here.
- panacea0
These slides show your tendency toward fatness. Look at that gut! Even your nose is fat, and your legs. Why, I bet if the truth were known, even your toes are fat.
- Lucy Van Pelt (Charlie Brown)
- Ramanisky20
PIITB
- sea_sea0
"shut up and rub my feet!"
- LOL ... rub them yourself, woman! :PContinuity
- "aww no you diin't!" lolsea_sea
- I love it when you rub my feet like you used to...mikotondria3
- e-pill0
oh and this..
http://www.qbn.com/topics/425765…
- cruddlebub0
this isn't something they say, more something they do, and it fucks me off no end.
they sit and stare at you....
not a loving stare.
not a hateful stare.
just stare...
i can see her out of the corner of my eye....staring.
WHAT!??
...nothing...
- teachers use the same trick with students. it's not nicepanacea
- I would guess she's looking at you thinking "that's an ugly son-of-a-bitch right there"ahli
- or perhaps.. "I'm sure I could do better"ahli
- both i expect...either way it creeps me outcruddlebub
- plash0
i kind of think this is like a seth macfarlane show. one stupid reference after another and altho from time to time i do get a chuckle out of seth; its just reference comedy..
- panacea0
"*Me and my girlz* party harder than YOU jerk off"