Shit Girls Say
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- panacea0
"This is really out of character for me. I usually don't do this so quick. I don't want you to think I'm easy or anything."
Usually followed up with nervous laughter or awkward silence.
- tOki0
"I think I'm pregnant"
You are or you aren't, just stop fucking with my head bitch!
(lol)
- obsolete0
"I don't have gag reflex, I only drunk too many shots"
- panacea0
"I'll fucking kill you all!"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eli…
The most prolific female serial killer in history
- GeorgesII0
"LIKE"
- Continuity0
'What would you do if one of my friends came on to you?'
- answer: "i'm leaving now, i'll be back in a few hours"sine
- bliznutty0
"I understand you're busy"
- pango0
"you are the nicest guy i've ever met"
fuck you!
- pablo280
"I can draw air into my vagina and make farting sounds...is this abnormal ? I'm scared it might make me infertile."
- panacea0
Lucy Van Pelt: You DO think I'm beautiful, don't you, Charlie Brown?
[pause]
Lucy Van Pelt: You didn't answer me right away. You had to think about it first, didn't you? If you really had thought I was beautiful, you would've spoken right up. I know when I've been insulted. I KNOW WHEN I'VE BEEN INSULTED.Charlie Brown: Good grief.
- trooperbill0
when watching a movie
"what happened there... what did they just say... whats going on... is that (cue something obvious that was explained in the previous scene)"- thats a good one. so true!sadpanda
- drives-me-nutzRamanisky2
- omg0
you're so immature!
- ORAZAL0
"You don't have any friends because you think too highly of yourself"
- Ambushstudio0
I get very stressed when you drive
- panacea0
"Who's James Brown?"
- panacea0
While watching Pearl Harbor (in the theater):
"Who's the guy in the wheel chair?"
"Why are the Japanese bombing them?"
"When did this happen?"
"If your plane touches the water, do you automatically die?"