Shit Girls Say
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- Jaline0
If one more person says "that's what she said"...
- e-pill0
"does this make me look fat?"
- CALLES0
"in not ready to have sex yet" but then half an hour after... Totally different story
- i_monk0
sellouts
- plash0
"can you pleas do the fuck'en dishes?! "
// "isnt that why we have a dishwasher? "
"yeah, but you have you put the dishes IN it."- "You have to wash them before you put them in there."
Ironmonkey
- "You have to wash them before you put them in there."
- Morning_star0
"I'm not that hungry, i'll just have some of yours"
- Everytime!! Bitch, I'm asking you because I want ALL of mine.section_014
- We had massive arguments about this point with my gfiGin
- so did we ...riskunlogic
- Girls, please...stop doing this.formula
- this is ESPECIALLY annoying when I order take out. EVERY FUCKING TIME.GM278
- a classicsephil
- Fax_Benson0
"why don't they just kick in in the goal"
- panacea0
"How much is a dime, 5 or 10 cents?"
- Jaline0
The "chick of the day" thread isn't enough for you guys? hah
- completely different subject matter and 100% warrantedpanacea
- If you say so.Jaline
- I dopanacea
- I hope you see the pattern here, at the very least.Jaline
- start your own shit guys say thread JalineAmicus
- no need :)Jaline
- < it's all here
pango - nah, I'm not petty enough.Jaline
- oh yes you are. I know from experienceidiots
- panacea0
When my soccer calender was fully booked my girlfriend, whom is keeping an eye on when I play, she said to me, " you have a game on sunday." "Nope, there is a day-off", i said. Then she outburst "No, your calender says you are playing against withdrawn!"
- panacea0
"you can look, but don't touch"
- tangoxray30
"God you're hot!"
- monospaced0
on my face?
- lol_niko
- lolCanHasQBN
- we NEVER say that!
sadpanda - They say that. Usually with a !, not a ?section_014
- vivid0
"not that hole!!!"
- or, Thats NOT ITTT!sadpanda
- AKA the 'dolphin' - http://www.urbandict…kilroii
- monNom0
after you just won the argument:
"you think you're so fucking smart don't you?"
- (you didn't win shit)monNom
- There's no winning. There's just the fine art of losing gracefully, and on your terms. It takes a life-time to master. Few do.mikotondria3
- Ambushstudio0
girl: I have a horrible headache
me: I have a bunch of stuff there, what do you want for it?
girl: no thanks I´m cool (really painful expression on her face)What the flying fuck?
- translation: I really don't want you to touch me tonight, at all.Amicus
- no no, fucking out of the blue around 2 pm!Ambushstudio