Shit Girls Say
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- 40five0
IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME...
- panacea0
Oh and the ever popular White Girl Problem
https://twitter.com/#!/whitegrlp…Why is it so fucking early all the time? #whitegirlproblems
I missed 16 holiday parties last night. #whitegirlproblems
I need you to tell me I look like a model. #whitegirlproblems
- oey0
Noooooooooooooooooooo!
- BusterBoy0
No
- panacea0
“I will get ready quickly. It will only take a second.”
Translation: “Go take a nap. I’ll wake you up when I’m ready to go.”
- panacea0
What does all this mean? Where is this going?
- oh man i hate that
like theres a plantrooperbill - there's never a plan bro, it's called winging it as you grow older. LOLpanacea
- oh man i hate that
- panacea0
“It’s totally cool with me if you hang out with your ex!”
Translation: “If she touches you, I will pluck her eyeballs out one at a time and make her eat them.”
- panacea0
“It’s not you, I’ve just been really busy lately.”
Translation: “You suck. Leave me alone. I’m trying to be nice to you.”
- obsolete0
I've never done this before!
- panacea0
“Do I annoy you?”
Translation: “I know I annoy you, but smile and be happy anyway, will ya?”
- valtrese0
"My work visa is about to expire and my immigration lawyer told me that if I met someone i really liked i should just marry them. Want to get married?"
I had been dating and living with this guy for 6 years.
- < I was going to say this one doesn't discriminate much between sexes nowadays. There's a "shit guys say" thread too.Jaline
- whoops... wrong threadvaltrese
- It probably belongs in both threads, who knows...Jaline
- ah get married, marrying a random person has just the same statistical chance at providing long-term happiness..mikotondria3
- _niko0
all true, and yet here we are, putting up with their shit 24/7.
What we'll do for a bit of pussy.
We all need a medal.
- GeorgesII0
I hate getting kicked in the ovaries!!
- Jimbo820
"what – ever"
- Jimbo820
"gurlfriend"
- mekk0
"i want to try anal. with other guys."
- doesnotexist0
"would you still love me if i had no legs?"
- I had one do a different spin: 'Would you still love me if an alligator bit my face off?'Continuity
- hahaha to bothpanacea
- thats the misfits!!mekk
- Andrew_D0
- whoa, it's out good find!panacea
- AMAZING!Ambushstudio
- Hilarious. I <3 this thread!Iifeinvector