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  • Bennn-3

    These assholes who pull like crazy on their dog because the dog walk a little bit too fast or just want to smell something.

    I WOULD PUNCH THEM BAD

    There's a dude in my window right now who keep going north south north south with his 2 dogs and all he do is pulling, even pulling the fuckin hair of one of them! That man looks so angry. What an unpleasant walk this is for these poor dogs.

    • True, but also punches for people who don't know how to regulate their empathy for other peoples dogs.cannonball1978
    • really? but you punched a woman in the subway...imbecile
    • No i never punch a woman, imbecile. You seems to love thats story, dont you? imbecile, imbecileBennn
    • you told us you did. so either you hit her or you lied about hitting a woman, so uh, that's on you, abuser.imbecile
    • https://www.qbn.com/…imbecile
  • Ramanisky24

    • "black female..." is a bit cringe, but she is a cunt, regardless.Nairn
    • No doubt she was a total bitch, and that isn’t excusable. But he fucking sucked so bad and was ruining that song. It would have driven me crazy too hearing him.monospaced
    • Punches also for street performers who think they’re doing you a favor but are really just noise pollution and talentless hacks.monospaced
    • you sound like funGnash
    • I hate that song but he's not a bad musician. That woman is dumpster juice at best.CyBrainX
    • Guess you had to be there mono?! I have no problem with buskers, but she was a total cunt. Why would she do that?Ianbolton
    • agree with mono.sted
    • I had to listen to the same fake indian music every day in the subway while going to work. After a few weeks it became annoying as fuck.sted
    • Ben Wexler is a cuntimbecile
    • street performer here won't stop playing stairway to heaven and wonder wall...pango
    • mono just whines about street performers because of what it might do to property values.face_melter
    • the fat fucking bitch. I she gets what she deserves.milfhunter
    • why did he have to make that post about race? did he not spot the two people that helped him pick his keyboard up were also black? i'd say there is 2 cunts heredee-dubs
    • Thought this was Shape's postjmckinno
    • @dee-dubs - I don't think musician's the one who posted the video with that title.Nairn
    • the channel's name is 'YouReact'
      so i guess it's not the performer.
      pango
    • https://www.youtube.…_niko
    • ahaha property values and street performers, a factor I didn't even think about while buying a flat.
      how does it work?
      sted
    • There's good buskers, and then there's the guy with the electric erhu that does not know how to play.garbage
    • Also there's a guy that makes his own puppets that sets up by my grocery store. He likes to call me a "faggot" via puppet when nobody is looking.garbage
    • Noise pollution is part of the fun of living in a city. If you find yourself getting NIMBY about it, its probably time to move to the burbs with the old folks.garbage
    • It bums me out seeing stuff like that, I think about the cost of the gear if it gets broken and how it could set the person back. Just from a moment of selfishPhanLo
    • fun. I think someone who would do that to a stranger must have a lot of hurt in themselves if they get joy out of doing something like that.PhanLo
    • ^ this. But also I don't worry about cost of gear, because I think that's one of Roland's weighted 88s. Those things are built like fucking tanks.garbage
    • But yes, wtf.garbage
    • I love a good street performer. I hired one for my marriage proposal even. I’ve performed in them too. This guy sings like shit and was not playing well.monospaced
    • Assuming I’m talking about property values is stupid af.monospaced
    • I do wish my property value goes down. lolpango
    • lol pangoNairn
    • The fact that she's black is irrelevant. The fact that's she's an asshole is not.jagara
    • you see. vid was posted by channel that post other people's vid as content. minimum effort max views. controversial title gets more view.pango
    • we got baited.pango
  • jagara5

    People who eat peaches when they have the consistency of an apple, and give you the "sure, whatever weirdo" look, when you point out that they are seriously unripe (and actually taste good when they are).

    • You do know there are several types of peaches, right?dmay
    • Yes. And these are the ones who should be eaten sweet, soft and juicy. Not crunchy and sour.jagara
    • I could understand the punches for if they were making you eat them the way you don't like them, but.. let people be?Nairn
    • I mean, of course, note their names down for putting on a train to the gas chambers when the revolution comes, but calm your tits 'til thenNairn
    • NO! ALWAYS PUNCH! MUST RETAIN MY PUNCHES FOR THREAD POWER USER STATUS!jagara
    • You had me at “people”imbecile
  • jagara9

    The commercial part of Christmas that begins in late august.

    • On the plus side, Halloween decorations are being put up already.lemmy_k
    • I'm in extreme agreement with this.CyBrainX
    • You leave my lord and saviour Santa Claus alone I’ll worship him and his sexy elves all year round. If I want to!_niko
    • ^ I feel that way about Mr. Hanky.CyBrainX
    • monthly salaries play a major role in that.sted
    • it starts that late in the year for you? Lucky!Akagiyama
    • Here, we are reminded til book this years julefrokost (Danish Christmas gettogether) 5 months in advance.jagara
  • doggydoggdog5

    Astrology

    • Girls who take astrology (and tarot) seriously love analcrazyprick
    • lolYakuZoku
    • Uranus is in retrograde.Akagiyama
    • Dinky isn't wrongContinuity
    • There is not a single woman that is not into astrology, yoga, stones healing and talking to the moon in 2023.ApeRobot
    • Sure there are Ape, I know plenty of women who aren’t complete morons.monospaced
    • Ape, you idiotcrazyprick
    • You really never met a woman who doesn't believe in astrology?CyBrainX
    • Did he fucking stutter?palimpsest
    • lolmonospaced
    • Ape you should forget that bordelsted
    • Lol crazymaquito
  • Ramanisky23

    NY Times Columnist David Brooks here.


    • $30 burger, $30 scotch, tax and tip.sarahfailin
    • The burger and fries totals to $18 according to their menuRamanisky2
    • Airport dining/food has taken a turn for the worse, I can only imagine the poor service inspired the reason to press send.canoe
    • This is my chance to insert a rando into the void. DFW, massive delays to a connecting flight to John Wayne. We'd been there for fucking hours.garbage
    • I go to get a $12 drink at the bar, and the only person there is this massively enhanced woman taking selfie, starts trying to get me in the background.garbage
    • Eventually we chat, and she did tell me she was an industry gal, but wouldn't give her name.garbage
    • So I'm somewhere in the void of a minor pornstar's IG, drinking horrible cocktails because I had a camera slung over my shoulder.garbage
  • kingsteven3

    middle aged gay man i work with (essentially a secretary) who's had multiple incidents elevated to HR claiming bullying by female co-workers over the years. It took my male boss to retire a few months ago and a woman to take over for everyone to realise - this guy refuses to take any instruction from women!

    After fucking up his job massively several times in the last month from not listening to instruction. He's just resigned and even though I have no idea what his job entails I have to handle the hand-over because he's refusing to communicate with any of the (mostly female) management. CALL ME DR. COCK AND BALLLS!

    • That's just fucking weird.Continuity
    • That middle aged gay man is a faggotcrazyprick
    • ayeeee there's crazy prick!pango
    • Mad lad.ideaist
    • Imagine hating 50% of the population.Nairn
    • lol, whilst misanthrope here hates about 95% of the population...Nairn
    • @Nairn yeah, the guy is not trying hard enough.Wolfboy
    • He hates women so much he turned gay?
      That's dedication
      drgs
    • meh, I know women who hate working with women, and I don't. blame them most of the timemonospaced
    • My mother hates women to the point where she refuses to read books by female authorsdrgs
    • lol wut?monospaced
    • She worked in a leadership position over 12 other womendrgs
    • But I saw the Barbie advert and it told me all men bad and all women the bestest.MrT
    • ^ that's because nobody buys ken doll. and barbie sells better.pango
    • justice for Allen!
      https://media.gq.com…
      pango
  • utopian4

    Marilyn Manson Pleaded No Contest After A Videographer Said He Left Her "Humiliated" When He Covered Her In His Bodily Fluids As She Filmed His Show.

    Whta a POS

    • source?sarahfailin
    • He’s so self conscious about that chinscarabin
    • ^ or lack thereofContinuity
    • https://www.buzzfeed…utopian
    • He's comically ugly if you ignore all of his ghoulishness.garbage
    • I think he's got a gobbler under there.toemaas
    • If he doesn’t draw on a jawline with makeup he’s got a giant collar or is covering it with his handsscarabin
    • I'm surprised he never went to a beauty doc in LA to get his double chin removed since he hates it so much.NBQ00
    • He looks like a dog's butthole pushing a turd out. An ugly-ass turd.elahon
  • garbage0

    The new Youtube, and the longstanding secret options that Powerusers have, ie editing old content and leaving it at the original update date.

    If somebody has enough sway / pays enough for views, they can go back, edit in post, and keep the viewcount while maybe erasing old opinions.

    They also can force themselves into your autoplay even if you've disliked and selected "not interested" and "don't recommend channel".

    They also really look after their babies, because I just got banned for commenting for a day, because that dumb pizza guy kept popping up, and I said:

    "Hey YT, fix your algo. I am not interested in this fat unfunny guy. Also, his frozen pizza sucks."

    Banned in minutes, lol.

  • palimpsest7

    This version in Shorts, TikToks and whatever the kids are into these days.

    • ugh fuck this. Australian TV ads love these cruise ship rearrangements of classics. Using Rozalla to sell milk for eggsample.MrT
  • cannonball19785

    People constantly asking for tips. That shit is everywhere. I'll tip within reason but I'm not giving you 20% on a meal calculated on a final charge with surcharges and taxes added in.

    No, I don't care that you have a hard job. Everyone out here is working hard and eating a shit sandwich. It's not my job to subsidize your employment. Take it up with your boss, get a better job, or just fuck off and deal with your own shit if life is too hard. I don't know you and it's not immoral for me to just keep you at a neutral regard.

    Maybe a little less because you're constantly asking me for money.

    • local deli just started adding a 3% "cashier assistance fee" to every transaction. WTF?? punchessssfuturefood
    • gofundme asks for a tip. wtf?Squiddy
    • here's a tip: always wear bright clothing when crossing the street at night.YakuZoku
    • Thank you. Coffee is now $5-6, and they ask for a tip?bainbridge
    • If I buy shoes and the salesperson is very helpful, I don't tip. Why do food people feel entitled?bainbridge
    • @futurefood, you need to change your plans for future food.CyBrainX
    • ^ha! I need to starting growing my food. Fertilizer is the issue...I'm only one man..futurefood
    • Tipping is socialism. Weird that Americans do it and Swedes don't.slappy
    • I hate it. Fuck tipping culturenb
    • Tipping is white supremacy, adopted to justify keeping black wages low. Look it up.i_monk
    • No it isn’t.monospaced
  • _niko3

    car bros and these tilted wheels.
    They probably help in cornering a bit but how much cornering are they really doing? more likely they're having to replace their tires way too often from the uneven wear.

    Also you think F1 or Ferrari would have figured this out what with their billion dollar budgets, but nope, car bros cracked the code instead.


    • Brohackutopian
    • don't mind a little bit of rear camber but those are just stupid... ruined !_me_
    • https://i.imgur.com/…Gnash
    • The sagging pants of car modsimbecile
    • looks retarded.milfhunter
    • Can’t be legal?? Looks broken and how daft does that look!sab
    • i have -2° on my black e46. it's noticeable visually and physically taking corners. Even with staggered wheels and directional tires, my tire wear is evenimbecile
    • these appear to be -15 to -20. exaggerated for the culture. but, a japanese car with all 8s or 7s on the plate? I'd rather just avoid their business completely.imbecile
    • https://i.imgur.com/…jagara
  • bainbridge-3

  • Nairn14

    ATTENTION, CLIENTS:

    I.
    AM.
    NOT.
    FUCKING.
    PSYCHIC.

    Thanks, that is all.

    • Amen.Continuity
    • https://www.youtube.…futurefood
    • What are you than?
      What are you then?
      utopian
    • punches for yourself for not being psychic??sarahfailin
    • can i get next week's lotto numbers?imbecile
    • I'll know it when I see it, can we see some options? We don't love it.slappy
    • I knew you were going to say thatautoflavour
    • Wait did you say you're NOT psychic? Why didn't you tell us? There are SO MANY GRIFTERS in your industry! You're the fourth one this quarter we trusted. FuckHorp
  • neverscared1

  • garbage4

    Body cam footage of the Vice President of the Seattle Police Officer's Guild, driving around on the phone with the President of the Seattle Police Officer's Guild.

    Their conversation is regarding a woman that was run over and killed by a cop in a crosswalk, how they can cover it up, and then making jokes that she was only worth $11,000 anyway.

    They were laughing while having this conversation.

    ACAB

    • And just to note, he realized he was having way too much fun with this conversation and forgot to cut off his chest cam.garbage
    • 'she had limited value'

      my god.
      tank02
    • largest street gang in the US.face_melter
    • POSRamanisky2
  • fooler6

    online clothing shops that now as for tips during check out!

    • & that BS carbon thing at the bottomYakuZoku
    • also QBN for not having an edit feature for us terible spellrs! as = askfooler
    • And I bet the 'team at velarrio' totally gets that tip..in full. Yup! They sure do!Akagiyama
    • Hey, the Custom Tip has a minus sign, so you can give them what they really deserve.CyBrainX
  • NBQ00-1

    PRIME energy drink and the people behind it. And all the teens & kids buying that crap.

    • Doesn’t it fit right into your misogynist alpha douche lifestyle fantasies though?imbecile
    • Fuck offNBQ00
    • so... yes? how's your ban from dating apps going? still care who's "natty" or not? grow up you piece of shit.imbecile
    • Fuck offNBQ00
    • lol. you poor baby. :D just fyi, you're allowed to respect women. shit, you're allowed to respect yourself. grow up dipshit.imbecile
    • Fuck offNBQ00
    • lolol, i love how you can only try to be mean to me. reading you be angry is a good time for me. i hold out hope you'll figure it out. (i know you won't)imbecile
    • oh, and before you grace me with your wax poetic.. i know, i can fuck off. LOLOLOL :Dimbecile
  • canoe5

    Those clients that agree on a content outline, and the mock up, but when they have to lift a fucking finger to get data, it's suddenly not important and 86ed from the site.

    • lol yupYakuZoku
    • Ugh. Same with my big events. They insist on tenders with a full solution months out, but wait until the last day to look at content.monospaced
    • That's the account people not doing their job too...canoe
    • And I know the events you work on require an account team. $$$$$canoe
    • Nope. No account team. The stakeholders just didn’t bother to respect the deadlines I gave them.monospaced
  • doggydoggdog5

    People assessing others based on astrological signs or blaming things on mercury in retrograde.