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- digitdaily0
Anyone who uses the (non)word nucular instead of nuclear.
- scarabin0
clients who explain their movie to me as "deep, meaningful, with a message", then compare it to both lord of the rings and call the protagonist "a luke skywalker character" when it's really just an asinine flick about a guy trying to get laid
- *-bothscarabin
- with his length and girth? o_Ostoplying
- Hahahaha. What isn't tho.dopepope
- And her depth and breadth? :oContinuity
- i_monk0
People who think the escalator is a ride.
- Sorry.hellobotto
- lol @ hellobottomonospaced
- Definitely this one. At the very least they could move over to let people past, but they never do.Nathan_Adams
- SunSunSun0
1. People that say 'Really?' after recounting a story about someone.
Fuck that is annoys me. Probably because I know someone who does it that is annoying anyway...2. When sweaty guys in the gym are concentrating and straining and staring you directly in the face at the same time.
- monospaced0
Someone just said, "for all intensive purposes." I almost punched them.
- haha. Last week someone said to me 'well that's popcorn in the kettle black."Eighty
- fuckinglol @ both of these.meffid
- Holy shit, Eighty, REALLY? That's incredible. The low bar has been set.monospaced
- haha France is bacon!!!Projectile
- stoplying0
The nauseating three-word phrase that induces douche chills in me...
depth and breadthBreadth? are you fucking serious? BREADTH? Listen to yourself!
- Continuity0
Waiters and waitresses who interrupt both meal and conversation three or four times to see, 'Is everything all right, guys?'
1) It's rude to interrupt people like this;
2) We're paying 50/plate for this meal and have taken the time to actually dress up for the occasion, so sir and ma'am are the right thing to call us;
3) My 63-year-old mother is _not_ a 'guy'.Serve us our meal and make yourself scarce until we're done. THEN you can ask us if everything was good when you clear our plate, you fucking inbred, knuckle-dragging peasant.
- whoah whoah, there is a fine balance and being ignored when you want them is even worsemonospaced
- And Walter, I believe the preferred nomenclature is "server."monospaced
- they should be watching from afar for your signal then approach the tableali
- I call waiters waiters. That's what they do. They wait on tables.Continuity
- And +1 @AliContinuity
- They should approach every time they see a glass empty, or a plate cleaned, and suchmonospaced
- Don't fuck with the wait staff.stoplying
- yeah i really fucking hate the smarmy casual way they say "guys". We've never met you, you're not our friend so take a large frying pan to the face every time you say guys to me and my party...hans_glib
- ...shit in your hat.elahon
- Morning_star0
Me. I've just been a cuntish techy bore.
[I just hope this is the place for forgiveness and support.]
- ali0
this thread is growing fast I sense a lot of pent up anger here
- climbatree0
people who like there own status update
- ifeltdave0
"Let's table this"
- Jacque0
low talkers
- genfourth0
I agree hombre! amen...
I love that everyone is a CEO or CFO of a company THEY MADE UP and they don't even answer to a board of directors. all my unemployed friends on linked in are CEO of "blah blah some shit made up company with 10 minutes of time put into it"
- Lol so true! its like when people say "I'm an entrepreneur", when like you say, are unemployed bums!Hombre_Lobo
- The web world was crawling with these douchbags in early 2000s, just because they "knew" Flash.mg33
- Hombre_Lobo0
The worst...
"CEO'S" of shitty one person companies...shut the fuck up. Just because you own a website and are self employed no one gives a shit about your pointless self gratifying titles. Just shut up and do your job.
- http://www.qbn.com/t…monospaced
- Lol! I actually annoys me, I'm normally very good! Grocers grocer's or grocer'?Hombre_Lobo
- http://qwertyrob.blo…
From the mouth of the great s.fryHombre_Lobo
- Hombre_Lobo0
People on busy buses, whom make no effort what so ever to shift their fat ass across into their seat, when they are currently taking up two seats.
Your not fucking royalty, you don't get two seats, you're a public transport riding peasant like the rest of us.
- Hombre_Lobo0
This thread is amazing.
- it's basically the Pet Peeve of the Day thread I've always wanted but was too scared to start myselfmonospaced
- Lol, I understand. Qbn is a scary place!Hombre_Lobo
- hellobotto0
"At the end of the day."
It doesn't make your moot point valid.
It doesn't make your correct point more correct.
If you're done with the conversation, don't use it as a parachute...just tap out.And please, please...if there's a logical conclusion hiding behind that "at the end of the day," please don't literally wait until the end of the day after I've been trying to resolve the illogical dilemma I was tasked with in the morning all day.
- gah, I was in total agreement but 'just tap out'. That's a shame.Eighty
- Also, it's 'finished with the conversation' not 'done'. Sorry this thread has wound me up.Eighty
- Point taken on tap out. Did the right thing. Handed a crobar to a friend. Asked him to mind the face.hellobotto
- lol @ crobar, goodman.
And yes, when they've lost an argument ' at the end of the day' means fuck all.Hombre_Lobo
- aanderton0
That pikey twat who decides every weekend that his sunday morning should be spent driving round my neighbourhood blowing a horn and saying 'any old iron' over megaphone..
- huh? [scratches head]mg33
- http://www.youtube.c…aanderton
- Yeah, fuck him.Handel
- Oh so they're asking if anyone has old iron for scrap sale? That dude is rrrrrruuuuude.stoplying
- I would firebomb that guys truck.soundsinsilence
- scarabin0
sales people who think they're creative directors