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    Waiters and waitresses who interrupt both meal and conversation three or four times to see, 'Is everything all right, guys?'

    1) It's rude to interrupt people like this;
    2) We're paying 50/plate for this meal and have taken the time to actually dress up for the occasion, so sir and ma'am are the right thing to call us;
    3) My 63-year-old mother is _not_ a 'guy'.

    Serve us our meal and make yourself scarce until we're done. THEN you can ask us if everything was good when you clear our plate, you fucking inbred, knuckle-dragging peasant.

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    • whoah whoah, there is a fine balance and being ignored when you want them is even worsemonospaced
    • And Walter, I believe the preferred nomenclature is "server."monospaced
    • they should be watching from afar for your signal then approach the tableali
    • I call waiters waiters. That's what they do. They wait on tables.Continuity
    • And +1 @AliContinuity
    • They should approach every time they see a glass empty, or a plate cleaned, and suchmonospaced
    • Don't fuck with the wait staff.stoplying
    • yeah i really fucking hate the smarmy casual way they say "guys". We've never met you, you're not our friend so take a large frying pan to the face every time you say guys to me and my party...hans_glib
    • ...shit in your hat.elahon
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