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- monospaced0
That girl in my office who eats ice all day long.
- ... because she's got tiny tits?Horp
- how did you know?monospaced
- Anorexic technique to suppress appetiteanimatedgif
- Hahaha, nice triangulation there personwithlonguserna...Horp
- mydo0
Today I want to punch the people who decide it's important to have long email disclaimers. And legal departments in general.
- Horp0
Anyone who starts a new conversatiopn with the word "So...".
Happens on here a lot. Drives me fucking crazy.
"So, I got a new ipad"
Oh fuck off you cock-nosher.
- i just pee'd a littlecruddlebub
- That's not so bad.monospaced
- I will now be using 'cock-nosher' to describe pretty much everyone.Al_dizzle
- :( My 3-yr-old son uses "So... how's [person] doing at [whatever they do" as a universal conversation-starter...gramme
- Also, I love starting sentences with "also."nb
- Hate, hate, hate, punch, punch, punch.PublicVoice
- Fax_Benson1
similarly, people in parks who let their crazy simpleton dogs bound up to you and jump all over your clean clothes, and then casually wander over, grinning excitedly under the misguided assumption that you love their dog and couldn't be happier that it's dribbling on your crotch and scratching your legs with it's muddy paws.
"oh, don't mind him, he's ever so friendly once you get to know him"
- yeah, well I'm not. I don't like your dog and I don't like you. And why/how the fuck am I going to get to know him?And next time you're down at the public swimming pool, I'm bringing my pet shark along. But don't worry, he's really rather good company once you get to know him. He just looks like he's going to bite your face off.
- hans_glib0
Parents who let their kids run wild while they sit there with beatific smiles on their faces - "we're so proud - aren't our kids great?"
No they fucking aren't, and you're unfit to be a parent. Take this punch to the face, fuck off and leave us in peace.
- ali0
People who iron undies
- why?cruddlebub
- Is this comment missing the word "wear"?stoplying
- meffid0
A woman in Michigan is suing the producers of the critically acclaimed movie ‘Drive’ because she thought it would be like ‘Fast and the Furious’, and it wasn’t, and that really upset her. To the point where she feels the courts need to intervene. Please believe me when I tell you I’m not misrepresenting this story in any way.
If this works she’ll also sue the estate of William Faulkner after reading ‘Sound and the Fury’. “What the fuck, where’s the drifting! If a story doesn’t have people driving smoothly around corners, they can expect to hear from my attorney.”
- http://www.hollywood…meffid
- That makes me want to smash stuff.mg33
- Hahaha
I hope they rid the gene pool of her.Hombre_Lobo
- tOki0
People with IT degrees who call themselves web designers.
- cannonball19780
Girls who hiss the letter s
"Oh my god thatssss sssssuper! Ssssso happy for you. SSssSSsssSSsssSSSSSSHUT THE FUCK UP
- HOLY SHIT. THIS!!monospaced
- Ew, people do that? Ick.soundsinsilence
- vsplus0
The delivery guy who's honking every 5 seconds all the time (ALL THE TIME) on his stupid scooter when he does his delivery.
Wanna punch him.
He seems nice though.
punch him anyway.
in the face.
- mg330
One more:
When people say "I've been doing this all my life," or "I've been dreaming about this all my life." especially when they say it like "I've been doing this for [insert age] years."
Yeah, you were doing your job when you were born, or when you were 14?
You were
- mg330
And while this is not pretentious by any means, I've had it with major websites not proofreading content before it is published. Nobody bothers anymore. Check this from CNN:
"The San Francisco Giants fans beaten into a coma this year after a Los Angeles Dodgers game has improved enough that he was transferred from a hospital..."
Really?
- mg330
Also one of my biggest peaves: ANYONE who refers to a celebrity by first or last name when they never met them. That makes my skin crawl to hear people do that. "Man Thom [Yorke] was awesome in that solo show," or "[Anthony] Bourdain ate some rotten goat meat on the show."
I hate that. I hate it so much. If you dont know someone, it's first name and last name, always.
- mg330
Dude, some clients I see twice a week at a law firm eat apples during the meeting. No slicing them - just biting right into them. 38 floors above Chicago, around a table with about 8-10 of us, just crunching those damn things.
- jon_d0
bot flies, worms.
- cannonball19780
People who smack their lips when eating.
- aanderton0
People who stroll into the office at the start of the day stinking of sweat.
- jon_d0
People that stare at my nuts when I wear nothing but a thong at a business meeting.
- tOki0
Fat people who walk slowly and block foot paths, stairs, elevator doors and other transit areas.
- and breathe heavily in lifts/elevatorsgoldieboy
- <scarabin
- so... fat people?monospaced
- LOLali